10,000 Britney Spears Joke Re-Used |
The 10,000th use of "Oops, I did it again" as a punchline in a Britney Spears story took place today. For his use of the song title in a story about Spears in his column while writing about the pop st...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Satirists Nationwide out of Stories |
Fake news writers are running dry on jokes, according to a recent Pew Research Center poll. "I guess I could make a joke about Chevy Chase following Ford to the grave by dying in an unprecedented leve...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST |
Disenchanted Voters Return From Canada |
Fargo, ND Steve Shaff is riding high these days, as are an estimated two dozen Democrats that moved to Canada after the 2004 election. "Yep," said Shaff. "Just moved back to Fargo from Winnipeg afte...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST |
Uranium enrichment term under fire |
(White House) The Bush administration is under scrutiny after deciding Monday to stop calling the process of enriching uranium for power and weapon purposes "uranium enrichment." Press Secreta...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST |
Because My Sound is Off, What I Think Dane Cook is Saying on that Repeating MySpace Commercial |
"Hi, I'm Dane Cook. You probably recognize my tan face by now; but if not, I'm one of those young comedians that have made the jump from the club stage to the movie screen too quickly. My new film is ...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:09:00 PST |
***Attention Yellow Readers*** |
One of the great things about MySpace is that you can find that girl you hated in high school and see that she still lives in your home town making babies with multiple guys. Another great thing is th...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:36:00 PST |
Open Letter to Rev. Jerry Falwell |
Sent care of Joel HagenDear Rev. Jerry Falwell, I appreciate your support in the past by demonizing the same groups Jesus tried to assist in his short time on earth. I'm hoping for your support i...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:46:00 PST |
Things that the Woman Next to Me at the Coffee Shop Might be Typing on her Blackberry |
Things that the Woman Next to Me at the Coffee Shop Might be Typing on her Blackberry: War and Peace The Old Testament The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Satanic Verses Webster's Unabridged Dictionary ...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST |
Middle East Resumes Peace Talks Inspired by Elton John |
By Joel HagenJerusalem, Israel Only days after the 2-year-long feud between Elton John and George Michael ended, peace talks have once again resumed between Israel and Palestine. Palestinian Pri...
Posted by yellow Magazine on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:05:00 PST |
ESPN's Complete Coverage of the Upcoming 06-07 NFL Season |
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Posted by yellow Magazine on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST |
