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tort_elainey

I'm just goofin'...new boot goofin'!

About Me

I like making people laugh. I like lots of things. Especially tacos, hugs and wine.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

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My Interests

benjamin huffman, my friends, my seagull, complimenting random people on the street, tacos, cooking, reading (sometimes), old cars (before '67), making people laugh, music, movies, time travel so i can be gene kellys wife (or mistress, i'll take what i can get), dancing, open-minded individuals, 80's special effects, jagermeister forever, ice cold beer, figuring out what i want to do with my life, rock 'n roll shows, OMG! my cat p.s. she's the best, people watching, art deco, collecting old ashtrays and purses and clothes and lamps and omg i'm running out of room!, wit, fashion, white gumballs, art, chicago, vanilla AND chocolate puddin', oh jeez...i don't know! to be continued....

Music:

aretha franklin - belle and sebastian - ben folds (five) - billie holiday - blondie - bob dylan - bowie - built to spill - clash - clap your hands say yeah - coldplay - cursive - danielson - dead kennedys - fugazi - gnarls barkley - guided by voices - harlem shakes - har mar superstar - heart - hefner - halopaw - hot chip - interpol - iron and wine - janis joplin - jimi hendrix - joanna newsom - johnny cash - joy division - jurassic 5 - loretta lynn - magnolia electric co. - man man - modest mouse - neko case - noise for pretend - of montreal - op ivy - outkast - patsy cline - pavement - propagandhi - radiohead - ramones - rilo kiley - rolling stones - roy orbison - sufjan stevens - talking heads - velvet underground - the arcade fire - the beatles - the cars - the dresden dolls - the faint - the fiery furnaces - the four tops - the good life - the kinks - the libertines - the moldy peaches - the postal service - the replacements - the unicorns - the rolling stones - the shins - the stairs - the velvet teen - the walkmen - the weakerthans - talking heads - ted leo + pharmacists - tv on the readio - violent femmes - wolf parade - white stripes - yeah yeah yeahs

Movies:

a clockwork orange - a mighty wind - amelie - american history x - anchorman - apocolypse now - baraka - beauty and the beast - benny & joon - boogie nights - e.t. - edward scissorhands - eternal sunshine of the spotless mind - ferris bueller's day off - donnie darko - finding nemo - harold and maude - ice age - interview with the vampire - goodfellas - magnolia - match point - me you and everyone we know - moulin rouge - office space - one flew over the cuckoo's nest - pootie tang - pretty persuasion - pulp fiction - punch drunk love - requiem for a dream - resevoir dogs - rushmore - saved - scarface - russian ark - shawshank redemption - shopgirl - singin in the rain - sixteen candles - spinal tap - taxi driver - the big lebowski (don't fuck with jesus) - the breakfast club - the fisher king - the gangs of new york - the garden state - the godfather - the graduate - the life aquatic - the nightmare before christmas - the producers (original) - scenes from a marriage - the shining - the squid and the whale - waiting for guffman - wayne's world - weird science - wild at heart - willy wonka and the chocolate factory - zoolander

Television:

all in the family - antique roadshow - aqua teen hunger force - arrested development (WHY MUST IT BE GONE?!) - late night with conan o'brien - mama's family - project runway - sanford and son - sealab 2021 - six feet under - trailer park boys - the oc (omg!1) - wonder showzen - the wonder years

Books:

a gracious plenty - a million little pieces - a wrinkle in time - angela's ashes - high fidelity - 'tis - the cheese monkeys - the goosebump collection - the perks of being a wallflower - shopgirl

Heroes:

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

My Blog

yoooooooooooo..

Ahhhhhhhh.  I never even have time for this stuff anymore.  Seriously, bitches...all I do is work.  I'm even at my office right now!  To anyone that reads this that hasn't talked t...
Posted by tort_elainey on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

pussy poppin'...

Happy early Valentine's Day to all mah bitches! I just wanted to show everyone what my friend Dave from work got me today.... http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b336/mymoldydreams/pussypo ppin.jpg I lov...
Posted by tort_elainey on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST

fuck you..

Rex Grossman. FUCK YOUR MOTHER!...sideways. The first year I actually start liking football because watching the Bears has been fun and you fuck it all up because YOU SUCK. It's OK, though. I st...
Posted by tort_elainey on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

Finally...

Finally we get to move into our new loft.  We're heading to Kentucky tomorrow to get our stuff out of storage.  Oh my god, I think I'm getting sick. PERFECT TIMING! Anyway, I'm just happy to...
Posted by tort_elainey on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:03:00 PST

Go Bears!!!

Well, this day has been awesome.  Happy and I came over to Chris and Josh's house.  Which is awesome because we both live in the Chicagoland area and hardly ever get to see them.  I lov...
Posted by tort_elainey on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

I love loft..

I'm gonna copy Kelly...I got a new place, too!  Happy and I got a kick ass loft about 10 minutes away from downtown.  It's the shit.  It has 17 ft ceilings, 2 bedrooms 2 baths.  We...
Posted by tort_elainey on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:41:00 PST

I got a boo boo.

Hello friends.  I don't know where to begin.  I don't have much time 'cuz I'm at my office waiting for my Dad to pick me up.  First off, I have an awesome job in downtown Chicago. ...
Posted by tort_elainey on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST

My new favorite picture..

My happy bear and my kelly belly.yay!...
Posted by tort_elainey on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

In a perfect world....

THIS WOULD BE MINE!It's only $400 on ebay....someone buy it for me NOW.heheheheheherhejkhrj.Anywho!  I went to the Big Apple last night to have a few drinks with the fabulous Kelly and I got to s...
Posted by tort_elainey on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

Like we didn't already know!

And now folks, THE BIG SURPRISE!hahahaha. Man, I'm still in shock! And also very bored....weeeooo....
Posted by tort_elainey on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST