Cosmo Sex Tips |
What won't those crazy spinsters publish in their sinful sex rag??"Tie your penis in a knot and then put your explorer in her cavern. The knot will spelunkingly caress her g-spot and her v-spot. Churn...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST |
OH DAG! |
sup internet
I forgot that college means homework. Actually I didn't forget that, what I forgot is that math is a demon hell-ride. Anyways we've got a photo shoot in the works, it will mainly f...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
HAHA WHAT?!?! |
Whenever I pelvic thrust, I think of the sound of a shotgun being cocked when I draw back, and the sound of a shotgun firing when I thrust. This is because I fully intend on my penis having the kineti...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hello my jiggies |
Sup science thugs. Just thought I'd drop a blog entry before I departed for my long weekend. Where might ask. I'm heading up to Lexington to pay a visit to a few friends who are going to UK. Besides t...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ouzo tastes great. |
Maybe its the spirit of Olympics. Or maybe its the summer of trying new things. All I know is that I have Brandon to thank for bringing this drink to our latest get together. Ouzo is a product of Gre...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Honestly |
I usually don't miss sunday's Adult Swim. But I feel like I could have missed tonight's presentation, and still gotten a good night's sleep. Where was Harvey Birdman this week? Where was Sealab 2021? ...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hey soccer loving Myspacers! |
Do you live in or around Pittsburgh? Does the notion of European club soccer give you a boner or wet clit? Well the good folks at Champions World are doing us all an erotic favor by bringing the fines...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
update |
I tossed a couple more pictures on here, enjoy the classy Viagra necktie. Why does the water I'm drinking taste like salted cucumbers? Mayhap its the mason jar I'm using.
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hay guys! |
Hay dudes, I finally have a place to post lolarious survey results and other depressing/funny/absurd/shockingly arousing things.
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
