Gwen <ICS> [pretty much has a life now]

SUCK IT TOM, I'M BACK!
i was deleted at 5.1k in July 2006 for hurting Tom's feelings.
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Add Gwen, The Ice Cream Sandwich
She's Chocolatey
She Comments And W4W's
She Melts In Your Mouth
Her Boyfriend Knocked Her Up And Left Her
And As You Can See, She's Totally Black.
*ADD ADD ADD!*
I am an Ice Cream Sandwich named Gwen. This is the doobie who renamed me. I was formerly known as Glen. My best friend is a bobby pin. I'm a blue bunny ice cream sandwich, and I wear my ethnicity proudly! I was made in the blue bunny factory and shipped to a gas station in Rhode Island. I lived in the cooler that sits by the door for about a week and a half. But the fucking nutty cones wouldn't leave me alone, so I left. It was a terrible ordeal, but I escaped my frozen prison. Then I met some college kid. He let me live in his freezer. He was so nice, he didn't let his roommates eat me! But I soon had to find a place of my own, so I moved to Florida with my then boyfriend Jasper. Ft. Lauderdale LOVED me! I had my own apartment, and spent the majority of my time in my freezer. But things started to heat up, so now I am here, in Omaha. It's alright. There're some cool cats here. I still have my own apartment...still spend my time in my freezer with my laptop...of course, I can visit other areas of my humble abode, but not for long. So I really have to hustle to get to the bathroom. If there are any fiiine men that want to help me install a toilet in my freezer...hollaaa!
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