Ransnorkel

I'd like to meet:

Conan O' Brian
Stephen Colbert
Colin Mochrie
Ryan Stiles
Jim Carrey
Shigeru Miyamoto
Mr. Peanut
Santa
The Muffin Man

I also wanna meet anyone else that's red carpet so I can put them on this list of people who don't exist except for the first six. The rest aren't real, I'm sorry to break it to yah. YES THAT INCLUDES SANTA. Sorry if I ruined Christmas for any of the little kids out there.

Hey wait, kids shouldn't even BE on MySpace!
Well I'd be a hypocrite since I joined this thing when I was.... er, the correct age for joining MySpace.... whatever it is... it's 11 right?

Don't judge me! I can find where you live on your profile!
And if you didn't put your address then I can taunt you!

Unless you block me......

Uhm.........

Flying ninja monkeys, attack!!!

MY STATS Name: {Try Again Later} Nick Name: Yoshi Master Birthday: August 23, 1989 Height: 6'1 Weight: 140 Birthplace: My Mom Religion: Christian Pet: Jerry The Cactus Siblings: An Older Sis Personality: Enthusiastic Body Type: Slender Eye Color: Green And Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown Species: Whiticus Crackerus Your Heritage: Human Current Location: Turn Around... Home: California, America, Earth FAVORITE Time of Day: Warm, Clear Evenings Thing About Winter: Thick Fog Board Game: Battleship or Monopoly Drink: Lemonade Food: Babies Subjects: Art And Astronomy Soda: Dr. Pepper Holiday: Halloween! Show: Whose Line? Book: Eragon Cookie: Russian Teacake Music: Techno Color: The Color Of Thought Movie: LOTR: Return Of The King Hobby: Drawing Game: Yoshi's Island Animal: Crocs Sport: Dodgeball CAN YOU Cuss In Other Languages: He He, Ja Draw: Very Well Play An Instrument: Instruments Of Torture! Get Motion Sickness: Only If Standing Still Be Killed: Never! Blow Gum Bubbles: No :^( Whistle: Yea Snap: With All Fingers Sit Still: Nope Do Flips: Painful... Skateboard: Not A Chance Juggle: Learning Dance: Define Dancing... Drive: Need Money DO YOU Own a Cell Phone: For Brick and Tetris Like Roller Coasters: Beautiful Creations... Like Talking On The Phone: Hate It Have a Pool or Spa: Nope Speak Another Language: Non Realmente Read Books Often: Every other day I suppose Look Like Your Mom, or Dad: Neither Wear Your Seatbelt: No, I'm Too Gangsta Fool Like Mexican Food: The Grease Calls Like Chinese Food: Meh Know How To Play Poker: Without Cheating? Remember Names Well: Better With Faces Have A.D.D: Clinically Approved Get Sick Often: A Few Times A Year Play Sports: Not No More Eat Healthily: What Now? Talk To Yourself: Mabey... Have Allergies: Poison Oak Count? Like Kids: Filthy Street Urchins... Read: Yes Actually Play WOW: Too Costly Wear Braces: Naw Wear Glasses: Nope Believe In Yourself: I Believe I Can Fly Have A Job: A What? Support Abortion: Never Support Gay Marriage: Never ARE YOU Named After Anyone: In a Book A Sports Fan: Not Surprisingly, No Ticklish: I'll Never Tell Emo: Not Really Mentally Stable: Eeeee heh... Hyper: Yes To The 10th Power A Vegetarian: Ne, Ve, Er Popular: To Police A Gamer: Not Really Anymore Strait: Yes Tall: Ohhh Yes Shy: Evil Strangers... Funny: All The Time Smart: Compared To Who? Snuggable: Hee Hee Hee... Insane: Hee Hee Hee... HAVE YOU EVER Ridden In An Ambulance: Once Played a Sport : Soccer Years Ago Been Beaten Up: Can't Touch This Gotten Stitches: Nope Tried The Boyscouts: Noooooo Been To Canada: Twice Gone Surfing: Haven't Tried Flown In A Plane: I've Flown a Plane Ridden In A Taxi: The Smells... Ridden In A Cop Car: In The Front? Broken Any Bones: Negatory Pushed Every Elevator Button: One Day... Stolen A Fast Food Tray: He He He, Nope OTHER JUNK Unusual Talent: Beat Box With Spit In Your Closet: Bodies Your Clothing Style: Funeral Casual Art Materials: Pencils Only Your Worst Fear: Being Near Whales Hours Asleep At Night: Sleep Is For The Weak Childhood Fears: Aliens From Mars Attacks Political Position: Corrupt Puppets... Hair Style: Split To The Sides Time On The Computer: Too Much? Facial Hair: 5 o' Clock Shadow Dumbest Thing I've Done: Set Fire To Stuff Medication: Tah Get Happy 8^D Piercings: Less Than One Tattoos: Pain! Mostly Draws: Myself Dream Job: Comedian Or Artist Described As Being: Tall- Funny- Insane Amount Of Money: 500 In Mexican Pesos Cats Or Dogs: Leopards Pepsi Or Coke: Dr. Pepper Pencil Or Brush: Pencil All The Way Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea: Neither, I'm Not A Hippie DO YOU FEAR Snakes: Nah They're Perty Bats: Fruit Bats Are Cute Spiders: Most Of Them Deep Water: If Dark, Yes Terrorism: Used To It The Dark: More Of Closets Dieing: Not Really Sharks: Only Big Ones Failure: Oh Yes Heights: Sometimes Needles: They Haunt Me... MY GIRL... Number Of Piercings: Don't Over Do It Number Of Tattoos: They're Unattractive Drinks Blood: Chicken Blood Optional Has Hair: Preferably Is Human: That Would Be Nice

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Music:

Techno, rock, some rap, and action movie soundtracks.

I like techno because of it's literally infinite different sounding beats, and rock because it's just cool.
If you play a techno song at random, I probably won't like it. Play some rock and I'll most likely like it, but I won't download it. Not sure why. Laziness I guess.

Some raps good, unless it's about hoes, drugs, and/or guns. Which means there's like 2 rap songs I like.

Movies:

The Adams Family
Lord of the Rings
V for Vendetta
Harry Potter
Saw
Star Wars
Aladdin
Spiderman
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Matrix
Hook
Ace Ventura
Jumanji
Armageddon
The Grinch

Television:

Mythbusters
Whose Line?
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Dirty Jobs
DBZ
Kenan and Kel
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
House
The Flintstones
Conan O' Brian
David Letterman
Jay Leno
The Simpson's
Invader Zim

Books:

I like, of course, fantasy. But I'm picky. Except for a few, most fantasy books are too similar. They pose off Harry Potter, Lord o dah Rings, etc.

I really like short stories with a big twist at the end. Those are always fun.

Eragon
Holes
Chicken Soup for whatever
The Bible
My schools yearbooks
( 2 million sigs and counting )
Artemis Fowl series
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Halo series

Heroes:

Heroes in my life:
Army man Sloan
Boos and dry bones
Holden and Halie
Big school rallies
Sticky notes
A gal named Hope
My big sis
Ericka and Isis
Cool names
Heroic dames
Rats and mice
Soy sauced rice
Funny shows
Big afros
RPG's
Fancy keys
Almighty Jesus
Hershey's and Reese's
Mario and Luigi
Aladdin's genie
Pizza for lunch
Captain Crunch
Sunsets
Corvettes
Sweet pogs
Fluffy dogs
Buried treasure
Car seat leather
Ping pong
Techno songs
The stuff I write
6th grade fights
Desert plants
Comfy pants
Fast comps
Blue thwomps
Short lines
Dead mimes
Your mom
Google.com
Slushy mixers
Computer fixers
Mac haters
The Terminator
Gun collectors
Film projectors
Peter Pan
Yoshi fans
Mr. Clean
Carl and Sheen
Black lights
Dust mites
Hot showers
Austin Powers
Side kicks
Pixie sticks
Fat guys
American pie
Orange cats
Welcome mats
Newgrounds lovers
CD covers
Dumb friends
Smoothie blends
Master Chief
Tasty beef
Easy bleeders
My gullible readers
HOW BORED ARE YOU?
STOP READING THIS!!!
Get a job or something!
Why are you still reading?
You want to leave but you can't...
I have you trapped to read!
Won't quit eh?
Still won't?
Your persistent....
Am I really that amusing?
Oh, wait...
Yes, yes I am
In that case keep reading