I'd like to meet:
a man without any organs. Or an organ that can play itself without a man. I'd also enjoy a chance to go back in time, meet my Great Great Great Great Grandfather and shoot him in the wiener.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Free Will.
Music:
Brit Invasion/Garage/Pysche/60s Pop: The Kinks, The Beatles (esp. Revolver), The Zombies, Donovan, The Idle Race, The Move, Tomorrow, Syd Barrett/The Pink Floyd, The Smoke, The Who, The Pretty Things, Apple, Blossom Toes, Dantalian's Chariot, The Monks, Love, The Misunderstood, Scott Walker, Cliff Wade, The End, Daisy Chain, Shocking Blue
70s Punk/Post-Punk/Art Punk/New Wave: Wire, XTC/Dukes of Stratosphear, DEVO, The Cars, old Joe Jackson, The Adverts, Crass, Joy Division, Rudimentary Peni, Omega Tribe, Zounds, Swell Maps, Tubeway Army/Gary Numan, Adam & the Ants, Gang of Four, Colin Newman, X (Australia), Squeeze, B-Movie, The Residents, The Fuses, Chameleons, Psychedelic Furs, Modern English.
Alternative/Indie Rock: Pixies, old Weezer, Blur, The Pogues, Spoon, McLusky, Pond, Babes in Toyland, Nirvana, Daisy Chainsaw, The Shins, Komeda, Franz Ferdinand, The Coral, RockFour, Slow Jets, Oranges Band, Guided by Voices, Fiona Apple, Dandy Warhols, Ween, Frank Black (w/ and w/o the Catholics), Breeders, The Amps, Elastica, Mudhoney.
Movies:
Great Movies: Time Bandits, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Princess-Bride, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Hotel New Hampshire, Miller's Crossing, The Royal Tenennbaums, The Virgin Suicides, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Stranglelove, Happiness, Kill Bill vols 1 & 2, I Love You Alice B. Toklas, Buffalo 66, The Shipping News, Amores Perros, True Romance, Best in Show, Gummo, the orignal Star Warses, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, I Love You To Death, Office Space, American Beauty, Down with Love, 10 Things I Hate About You, Bridget Jones's Diary, Dead Alive, M*A*S*H, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Ed Wood, Magnolia, American Movie.
For Camp Value: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings, The Adventures of Young Van Helsing, Fantasy Mission Force, Laser Blast, Warriors of the Wasteland, Mutant Hunt, Robot Holocaust.
Favorite Moviemakers: Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Coen Brothers, Stanley Kubrick, Charlie Kaufman, Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson. Lasse Hallstr�m, Sofia Coppola, Harmony Korine, Quentine Tarantino.
Television:
Soap, At Last the 1948 Show, Lost, Mr. Show, Carnivale, Deadwood, Feasting on Asphalt, Bargain Hunt, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under (RIP), Northern Exposure, The John Larroquette Show, The State, Kids in the Hall, The Simpsons, Chappelle's Show, M*A*S*H, Arrested Development, Good Eats, The Prisoner, Reno 911!, Tales from the Dark Side, House, Stella, Monk, Jonathan Creek, Are You Being Served?, Invasion.
Books:
A Clockwork Orange, The Clockwork Testament or Enerby's End, Through the Looking Glass, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Primal Screamer by Nick Blinko (of Rudimentary Peni), City of Saints and Madmen by Jeff Vandermeer, The Prestige by Christophere Priest, The Witch Hunter series by C.L. Werner, American Gods and Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman.
Heroes:
Riley Martin,
Gene Ray,
Buckaroo Banzai, Harry Houdini, Solomon Kane, Mathias Thulmann, Neil Gaiman, Peter Sellers, and Andy KaufmanAnd this guy: