chris deadxstop [friends only]

you know me. im the dude who ran the mile in high school in combat boots. im the dude who probably egged your house. im the dude who attended anti-prom parties. im the dude who still believes in the dirt poets. im still the dude who sleeps with a stuffed animal and im the asshole who orders everything thats not on the menu...but im the dude you want in you life to call you on your bullshit and to text you in the middle of the night to tell you how awesome the first 2 prince albums are and that purple rain is a goddamn masterpiece. i go to bars every few months just to remind myself why i dont go to them very often. i eat sushi and pizza like its my job and i run the internet with an iron fist. i am the popcorn kernel in your back tooth. i am the puddle you stepped in this morning. i am socks on wet bathmats. i am every shooting star you wished upon that never came true...but i am the intensity of the last 30 seconds of 'battery' by metallica and i am the romance of a sex pistols song and the beauty of dark and wet alleys. i smile at zoo animals and tip street performers and clap for opening bands and get excited when i get letters in the mail and watch when harry met sally for the first time every time and sing into my tooth brush and balance on the edges of curbs and sing along to my ipod on the train and always let women on elevators first because romance is an ever changing animal that people seem to neglect. i am everything your mother warned you about and im everything your father wished he was. i am life incarnate. i am eternal. i am unbreakable.