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Sleepy Brooke

Seeing a concert will not complete your life.

About Me


Well-Dressed Punk.

Life hates me.

I'm the best fucking nanny ever.

I make people's writing better than it actually is. Seriously, ask me to edit your latest blog and I'll make you cry with my awesomeness.

I'm cocky, arrogant, and abrasive -but you love me anyway. Shut up, you do.

My Interests

Music, writing, self-realization, soccer, painting, origami, Illini Basketball, Easter Candy, cartoons, breaking hearts.

I'd like to meet:


People who aren't stupid and/or boring.
People who can tolerate my abrasiveness.
People who will not rob me.

Colson is quite the artist.

Music:

Brand New
Taking Back Sunday
My Chemical Romance
The Academy Is...
The Hush Sound
Rise Against
Fall Out Boy
Treaty of Paris
Augustana

For further clarification, check my concert calendar.

Movies:

Positions Impossible
Beach Mistress

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Survivorman, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About, SNL, Mythbusters, Digging for the Truth, Most Evil, Most Extreme, Animal Cops, and I'll pretty much watch just about anything on The History Channel or The Discovery Channel.

Books:

Burroughs, Sedaris, Notaro, Rowling, Tolkien, Shakespeare, Chaucer.

Most literature classics.

Heroes:


Karen Walker

C-Lo

My Blog

Hey Blinkin!

So after reading my last post (and after putting up with my bitching for two hours) Jack shaved off the 'stache portion of the beard and posed for an ever-popular Lincoln picture.And if that isn't sex...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST

This is what I do to Jack while he sleeps.

Okay, so being narcoleptic, you'd think that I'd respect people while they sleep. Oh no no no, dear friends, not so. Wait. Let me take a step back for a second to answer the question that is, no do...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

I hate people.

I don't like talking to people I don't hang out with on a regular basis. Hell, I don't even want to SEE people that I don't hang out with on the regular. I'm an antisocial extrovert because I don't ...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

Scripts

It all started with a fall from grace.Memories of you painted troubled and amber (sha...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

Recuerdas Que Te Amo

I keep a box full of the handwriting of people who are dead,or whom I am dead to.Time heals -or festers.And I know I may be fucking shit up by writing about you,but your words are in my book, and read...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

Imperfect Hero

You're so gullible and vulnerable,and inherently beautiful,and I want nothing more than to be your shield and savior.I'll always hold and protect you like I did on day one,though care over airwaves an...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

I need a title

Anyone can look good behind the lens of a camera.In person you're a joke.A punch line.I'd want nothing more than for you to confess your transgressions, but the jumbled letters that pass your crooked ...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

So can you tell me...

What's wrong with this picture?Or is it just that there's something wrong with the person who took the picture?...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:46:00 PST

Because you delete most of your shit and you need a reminder.

B, You still ARE in the driver's seat of your life.  Using a god, a parent, a friend, or a girlfriend to dictate your actions is merely a cop-out.  You are responsible for your own actions; ...
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:39:00 PST

I figured I should post something sooner or later.

I'd just like to let it be known that I hate the holidays. I have my reasons.Also, I'll probably get you a present. I have my reasons.
Posted by Sleepy Brooke on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST