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Nipple

Can you open the window the cops have my prints on file?

About Me

I am a nevadin living in the state of perpetual drunkeness. Stagering from bar to bar picking up old ladies as I go. This being the case i find it hard to believe I made it this far, but the world conspires on those who have ill intent. The ill intent I speak of is this, that is to strike down great thunder and airplanes on those that seem to have a predisposed position about leaving a soldier behind. never leave a beer injured slam it down.SLIDE SHOW Get Your Own! | View Slideshow BACKGROUND MyGen Profile GeneratorSURVEY
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Name: NIpple
Birthday: 10-02
Birthplace: Lost wages
Current Location: So close to hell I live in Sparks
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Same
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: I like women with both
Your Heritage: Mexican, Irish, and some Scotch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Only that I don't give a damn
Your Fears: Not having an answer to this question
Your Perfect Pizza: In my belly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not kill the Neighbors
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not sure probably fuck that shit!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What to do today... sit and watch T.V. or just lay around the house?
Your Best Physical Feature: Well i like my hands everyone else thinks my...
Your Bedtime: When you come over and we get it on like a couple of circus freaks.
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember, thats why I miss it damn it!
Pepsi or Coke: Mix'em
MacDonalds or Burger King: Port of Subs?
Single or Group Dates: Depends on how freaky the lady is.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton or Nestea I like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla with a side of Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, I'mnot a capussy-ino guy
Do you Smoke: When my pants are off
Do you Swear: Only when I really mean it
Do you Sing: In the car I sound like a Lark
Do you Shower Daily: Sometmes,
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I am currently attending the only University in Nevada UNR
Do you want to get Married: When the right lady comes around
&..39;Do you belive in yourself:' If i don't who will
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Why not that is all part of believeing in myself
Do you get along with your Parents: Only like always my parents rule
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ya we had one a few weeks ago it rocked.
Do you play an Instrument: The Radio
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is this an AA meating
In the past month have you Smoked: What?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not in over a year
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes it fricken rules
In the past month have you been on Stage: Unfortunatly no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No so in your face.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not yet but maybe in a few weeks
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only a few peeps sanity
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: constantly
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Placed in a pot of boiling oil
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatev
Favourite Hair Color: whatev
Short or Long Hair: depends on the lady
Height: taller than short
Weight: That is always the last question before getting kicked in the perverbial balls
Best Clothing Style: Ones that fit properly
Number of Drugs I have taken: I forget
Number of CDs I own: Whats the point of cds any more
Number of Piercings: Had one let it close don't really care for the pierced look on me
Number of Tattoos: One so far
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My Interests

Everything within the human scope interests me. Like politics...that is to say my own.(not yours) I love to sit around all day and watch movies. While this would put me in a category of lazy I do however enjoy going for hikes and when the mood strikes me shooting a whole bunch of stuff, or hunting. I am not at this point all that interested in my education. As it is expensive and time consuming. While these two things are to be expected given the field of study I am in, it is however my interests and not yours so bite me. I very much like to go to the beach, even though it feels as if at has been a lifetime sense my last visit. Not a huge fan of roller coasters but have to say that Disney Land rocks. The place isn't just for kids, adults that still have the imagination of a child can have fun there to. Thats it for now maybe more later. Political Survey:
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You? Sex quiz: You have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the angree monkey in Chris' closet, Mr. Whipple From the Charmin Commercials, and of course the first person who invented the almighty beer.I think it was the sumerians but not sure do anyone know? They may not be saints yet but in my book they are gods... Sexy sexy:
What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy? Your hands
What makes you pretty? Your style
What makes you loveable? How sexy you are
What makes you fun? Your adventurous nature
What makes you irresistable? Your sweetness
What makes you cute? Oh, just about everything ^.^

Music:

If you have been on thmy page before you can see that the song is constantly changing. I like everything. That is to say The offspring, Sound of music, Seal, DFl, AFI, Pennywise, Nofx, NIN, KORN, Song of the South, Dennis Leary, Fingerprints Lie, Beercan, All the Classical music, Some Country, and countless others. If you can think of a great band or group out there sudgest them. send me a line if I like them, who knows they might find there way on to my page...

Movies:


The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?Name it I have probably seen it and if not, "doom on you." And maybe we can spoon by the tv as we watch it together.(I call the Cheating Spoon) Brain activity:
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Television:

Cant Afford cable But i do have a television. ooh so i get to move and then i will have cable...to bad school has started back up and i am not allowed to watch it....DAMN IT! hitman:

Ernie Vegas
People Iced: Nineteen
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Seventeen
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Oaf
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Books:

As little as possible, in the last three years i have wasted nearly 6 mo. of my life on books in the persuit of the so called knowledge bound within their spines. Weather dude:
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

Heroes:

Steve Wu-toa-bee, of course the many members of my family and all of you who have put up with my shit for the last couple of years. Goonies:
Which Goonie r u?

 
Mikey
You are ver adventurous. You practically lead the Goonies, and are very brave. Your hero is a dead pirate you inspires you to be yourself.
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