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About Me

Once mighty, I am now a wee shell of a man trying to bluff his way into a career requiring shoes. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Saving the world from meteoric-fat kids.

I'd like to meet:

That fat kid. Three years of pain and insomnia will really get your hate on.

Music:

Jack Johnson, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Bad Company, Rusted Root, The Grateful Dead, Willie Freakin' Nelson!!

Books:

Nikos Kazantzakis, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis

Heroes:

amputees, mutliple-sclerosis, cancer, etc. those people, it's impressive.

My Blog

post-op

Things are good post-op, though it seems I've come down with the fatness.  I know my toes are there, it's just rather hard to see them when I'm standing up.  We have been spending some quali...
Posted by miles on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST

shards of glass for the win

..> ..> Johnny Tight Lips People Iced: Six Car Bombs Planted: Eleven Favorite Weapon Shards of Glass Arms Broken: Fifteen Eyes Gouged: Sixteen Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen Biggest Enemy: ...
Posted by miles on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

Chloraseptic!

Did you know you're not supposed to swallow Chloraseptic?!  I've been sucking that stuff down since I was old enough to sneak into my grandmothers bathroom and squirt a throat-full.  Imagine...
Posted by miles on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

2007 - year of the piano

And there was a great rejoicing, as Miles found something to do besides whine about being in pain; he shall whine about being in pain IN SONG!!   ...
Posted by miles on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:09:00 PST

Things to know-

If you are given a prescription by a doctor, you can get a partial filling of it to see how it effects you and if it's worth the cash you're shelling out.  I just dopped 40 bucks on a Pfizer drug...
Posted by miles on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST

Heh-

You are The Fool The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way...
Posted by miles on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:09:00 PST

character assassin wanted

So we're coming up on three years since I caught that fat kid, and I'm finally starting to adjust to the life.  Also, my dreams of killing my claims adjuster and lawyer have gotten more exotic. I...
Posted by miles on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:11:00 PST

Excerpts

Fun and exciting excerpts from me funcitonal capacity evaluation (read "how broken are you?") date of injury: January 26, 2004 date of evaluation by the man to see if maybe i shouldn't teach gymnastic...
Posted by miles on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

Everything but the monkey's uncle.

So I was prety sure I'd tried every possible remedy for the herniations and pain, including some odd rituals with cat litter that are illegal in 34 states, and was merely waiting for the man to punch ...
Posted by miles on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST

catching up

So I was told that my blog is broken, for it appearanlty explains little more than the myspace page.  However, it never occurred to me that people I haven't seen in years would find me and enquir...
Posted by miles on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST