candace profile picture

candace

About Me

i'm not here looking for a boyfriend or to get hit on, so if all you have to say to me is something shallow, sexual, meaningless, or perverted, don't fucking bother.


Get more Funny Pictures and MySpace 2.0 Layouts


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Do you have a new MySpace 2.0 Layout yet?


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Get more funny things and MySpace Graphics


Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Hot Comments - Image Hosting

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can make me laugh
more animals
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Blog

always on time

Finding    FROM the candles and dumb shadows,    And the house where love had died,  I stole to the vast moonlight    And the whispering life outside.  But I found no lips of comfort,            No ho...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:15:00 GMT

how much do you love noodles?

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netclick on the picture
Posted by on Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:40:00 GMT

4am advice

...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:44:00 GMT

kiss


Posted by on Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:57:00 GMT

open the fly to your sunshine


Posted by on Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:10:00 GMT

"Love"

LOVE bade me welcome; yet my soul drew back,      Guilty of dust and sin.    But quick-eyed Love, observing me grow slack      From my first entrance in,    Drew nearer to me, sweetly questioning     ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:23:00 GMT

little fish

"The Fisher and the Little Fish" ~Æsop. (Sixth century B.C.)  Fables.IT happened that a Fisher, after fishing all day, caught only a little fish. Pray, let me go, master, said the Fish. I am much t...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:57:00 GMT

unchanged

I SIT and look out upon all the sorrows of the world, and upon all oppression and shame; I hear secret convulsive sobs from young men, at anguish with themselves, remorseful after deeds done; I see, i...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:57:00 GMT

good night

When most I wink then do mine eyes best see,For all the day they view things unrespected,But when I sleep, in dreams they look on thee,And darkly bright, are bright in dark directed.Then thou whose sh...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:15:00 GMT

we're all a little mental

with all the recent chatter about healthcare reform, i felt i needed to address a very important, personal topic - mental health services. as most of you know, i work direct care in a residential faci...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:22:00 GMT