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dan

YOU WANT MAKE PARTY?

About Me

I'm recovering from cancer, I need a naked nurse

My Interests

GET YOUR RAT OUT GET YOUR RAT OUT oooooooooo GET YOUR RAT OUT GET YOUT RAT OUT oooooooooo

I'd like to meet:

The No.1 Sausage fest in the UK, founded by The Monday Club who'se reputation preceeds them are strictly looking for special party girls who know how make party, buuuuuu kaké, drink, chant, have the piss taken out of them and get their rat outtttt, OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Music:

brown girl in the rain la la la laaa j'adore le dubstep

Movies:

tbc

Television:

adverts: Coca-cola, Persil, Babybell, British Gas, Thompsons Holidays, Turkeystix Television drama: Neverwhere - BBC2, Grange Hill, Ben Miller- BBC1 (1998-2001) Bafta award winner 2002 Films: Bill in Bill’s New Frock - Tetra Films, Jamie in A.K.A- Independent (HBO awarded)

Books:

It's all about the bike - (to be released in the near future)

Heroes:

All the original mash artists that made me the best I could be when I could! The mirror, for making the best faces possible, reminding me what the world is all about and what it should evolve around. Phil Redman Alan Wenn