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Danarchy

I've got Macy's gift cards coming out my ass, so thanks, I'm good

About Me

I'm somewhat nifty. If you don't believe me, my AIM is Chipmonstr5. IM me and you will see the wonders of my mediocrity. I won't pay 9 bucks to go to the movies but $50 bar tabs and $1500 bicycle frames seem totally reasonable to me. I am an alcoholic with a bike collecting problem that is trying to reform myself back into a cyclist with a drinking problem. ......

My Interests

Music--listening,watching,playing,writing,buying,selling,ste aling,burning, whatever it's just good. Grazing SUV's mirrors on the freeway whilst riding my motorcycle. Riding and racing bicycles(fixies, road, mountain, trials). Guitars. Pinup girls. Good beer. Mixing cocktails. Inside playing jigsaw puzzles(or googlefighting bacon vs.eggs, or looking for deals on hometheater equipment I can't afford/don't need, or any other sort of wasteful computer tomfoolery) at 2pm on a summer Sunday afternoon, when it's 82 degrees outside and the beach is 150 yards away. Outside riding my bicycle at nighttime in febuary while it's raining. Running with scissors. Swimming less than a half hour after I eat. Cool shoes. Tattoos. Going to shows. Dive Bars. Movies. Interesting people. Sundays in Long Beach. Playing Quincy on Mondays, figuring out what happened the previous evening by the lacerations and bruises and the trail of wrecked bicycles. Trying to powerslide my fixie instead of just skipping the rear tire(UPDATE:am now trying to become an "ambi-skidder" I can only slide with my right leg, so now i'm practicing with the left; status-feeble skipping action + new pain behind my left knee). Being obsessed with Diamond Mine even tho I kinda suck at it.......

I'd like to meet:

Hookers with hearts of gold. especially one who would match all my black cycling socks together so that i'm not 5 minutes late to work every day looking for a matching pair...... My doppelganger(not yet). Girls with a high tolerance for annoyance(maybe not). Katie Suicide(check). Oh, and Nelson Vails(check),riding a fixie in a red beret, right after he blows the doors off of a taxi carrying Kevin Bacon with an early 80's porno mustache. Girls who can outspell me(hot). Anyone who can beat me at Jumble Crosswords at the Red Room, bring it......no, really, I'm serious.People who have so much HTML on their page that it makes my shitbox old computer freeze up. Also lots of bands and people that use comments for "Advertising" If you post more than one bulletin a day, sign me up too for sure...........

Music:

the Midnight Creeps(www.midnightcreeps.com), the Cacti Widders and Running on Fumes(www.fallen-angel-records.com), Blue Collar Special, the Clash, NOFX, Rancid, Screeching Weasel, Operation Ivy, the Vandals, the Murder City Devils, the Specials, Stiff Little Fingers, Dead Kenedys, Descendents, Buzzcocks, the Sititches, the Sex Pistols, Minor Threat/Fugazi, Social D/Mike Ness, Bad Religion, the Ramones, Cock Sparrer, CH 3, X, the Pixies/Frank Black, Chixdiggit, Toots and the Maytals, Junior Murvin, the Aggrolites, the Mad Caddies, Reel Big Fish/FOE/the Littlest Man Band, Less Than Jake, Goldfinger, Diesel Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Manic Hispanic, the D4, Johnny Cash, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Alkaline Trio, Choking Victim/Leftover Crack, the Gadjits(older stuff mainly), Pavement, Superchunk, Mudhoney, Jucifer, Trackstar, Fuck, Butterglory/Matt Suggs, seBADoh, Modest Mouse, Youth Brigade, Swinging Utters, the RX Bandits, $1.09, Link 80, Ozomatli, G Love & Special sauce, Beastie Boys(esp. Paul's Boutique), Atmosphere, the Lords of Acid, KMFDM, Velvet Acid Christ, Ministry, the Rev Horton Heat, the Stray Cats, Blazin Haley, Tiger Army, Dropkick Murphys, Jesus and Mary Chain, Archers of Loaf, Built to Spill, Pet Shop Boys, Duran Duran, Neil Diamond, Weezer, Nerf Herder, Mighty Mighty Bosstones,Guns N Roses, 80's, umm a whole bunch more that i'm forgetting i'll finish this later......

Movies:

Kevin Smith films, Quentin Tarantino, John Hughes, John Woo, Stanley Kubrick, High Fidelity, Gross Pointe Blank, Trainspotting, Swingers, Brain Candy or any other Kids in the Hall, Glory Daze, Evil Dead Trilogy, Frezno Smooth, Another State of Mind, Boondock Saints, American Flyers, Breaking Away, Quicksilver, Super Troopers, Office Space, RAD, Gleaming the Cube, Heathers, Pump Up the Volume, the Zero Effect, Old School, SLC Punk, PCU, Swing Kids, Road Trip, Orgazmo, Baseketball, Salton Sea, Requiem for a Dream, Half Baked, Go(I don't do drugs, yet love so called "drug" movies--ironic), umm a bunch more, but my movie collection is all the way in the other room and I don't wanna go look. ......

Television:

I don't possess the abillity to watch mind-numbing spirit-crushing telly, but have been known to enjoy the Simpsons, and Phil Liggett's bicycle racing commentary on OLN. Oh yeah, and when Dennis Miller was a football commentator for like half a season. That kicked ass! MTV's the State was the best sketch comedy show EVER! And as such, I like Reno 911 a lot, and since I watched the first 2 seasons of Family Guy in a week , I guesss I should list it too!!! Canadian Television kicks ass, I really miss the Kids in the Hall, and Trailer Park Boys is a riot.......

Books:

books? Bukowski wrote short stories.....

Heroes:

Hogan

My Blog

Being nostalgic stings like a bitch

So wylie and I, spun records together tonight and drank some beers.  Then I decided it was a good idea for us to watch videos of our old bands performing.  His was up first and i didnt under...
Posted by Danarchy on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST

I guess I should start drinking Heineken

So it looks like I'm going back to Taiwan at the end of the month for work.  At least I know about it in advance this time.  Maybe I can even not get stuck in a Typhoon.  I'm actually l...
Posted by Danarchy on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:54:00 PST

...at the end of the longest line, that's where I will always be.

Yeah, so if you ever see me in the supermarket, DON'T get behind me.  I am destined to pick the black hole of a line. Be it lackluster checkers, old people with expired coupons, price checks and ...
Posted by Danarchy on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 01:27:00 PST

Wham bam a sam, made in Taiwan, c'mon Jackie Chan wauhuhohoh

Ok so I found out about 5 hours ago that I need to go to Taiwan on an emergency business trip.  Like now and stuff.  like i could be leaving tonight, now.  I KNEW I should've done laund...
Posted by Danarchy on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:19:00 PST

Numerology

$4,760.69-the repair estimate for my motorcycle $3,761.10-the amount I still owe on my motorcycle $5610-the High Blue Book Price on my motorccyle $3860-the trade-in Blue Book price on my motorcycle...
Posted by Danarchy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Street fighter, or why old people should lose their license at 50

Or better yet, Logan's run that's a good idea for a utopian society. Oh, 36 huh? , your jewel turned red, time to die. Anyway I am a little bit pissed to say the least. I was hit by a myopic old la...
Posted by Danarchy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The lustful draw of Siberian wood, and why I miss Martha Quinn

Ok, so a pretty good weekend. Friday night I GOT TO RIDE ON THE VELODROME FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!! That's right, I actually rode a fixed gear bicycle for it's intended purpose, and it was fucking awes...
Posted by Danarchy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A SAAB story.

Ok, so my weekend in my hometown has gotten better. After riding my motorcycle through 2 rainstorms to get here, going out sober on the most depressing night ever, and helping my sister move, things ...
Posted by Danarchy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I <3 the rain

SO i sleep in past all the scary rainstorms and it is bright and sunny on my ride to work. Sure, I mighta hit the snooze button once or thrice, but hey, it's cool, right? I even have time to stop a...
Posted by Danarchy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LeMond, Crackwhores, and Mutant Boy.

This has been a most interesting week so far. First off, on Friday night at the UCI World cup at the Velodrome, I got to meet Greg Lemond in an upclose and personal Q&A session. I even got to tell h...
Posted by Danarchy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST