the home depot topic and how you can help
we write to protest the actions of Home Depot in the neighborhoods of America - and Congress' unwillingness to take action against Home Depot. Home Depot's garden supply operations encourage people to build and maintain gardens in which they sometimes enslave Gnomes. Home Depot, through their suppliers, customers, and customers of their suppliers, has indirectly abducted thousands of Gnomes into garden bondage.
This must end. Please help stop Gnome slavery: End oppressive gardening. Banish Home Depot from American Neighborhoods. Home Depot without a vital proxy on Main Street America, will not be able to continue their supply route to the evil gardeners of the world. Though interfering with a private business is certainly a dire step, these are dire times for the Gnome people. Surely, America would not have let its companies supply the Nazi factories. Today, America will not let its companies supply or support terrorist organizations. How can we permit corporate investment in Gnome Slavery?