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The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander

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About Me

First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.


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My Interests

All you need is Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear old Uncle TonyWhy, yes I did. Thanks for asking.

I'd like to meet:

Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?

Music:

Variety, it just depends of the Mood. I can be listening to Can't Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli and the Four Season and instantly want to listen to Lollipop by Mika. What goes around comes around by Justin Timberlake to The Queen and I by Gym Class Heroes. The Hurt by Kalapana, then Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio. The list just goes on and on, my friend.

Movies:

Prince Akeem: Sir, I was wondering, did you catch the professional football contest on television last night?Cleo McDowell: No, I didn't.Prince Akeem: Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. The Giants triumphed by kicking a pigskin ball through a big "H". A most ripping victory.Cleo McDowell: Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.RYU VS SCORPION

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Television:

Chunk: Mikey this is great! We only have old chaunaka decorations in our attic. What's this stuff all about?Mikey: It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny.Brandon Walsh: [Smacking Mikey on the back of the head] Curator.Mikey: That's what I said. You always contradict me, I knew what I-. There was an exhibit. About the history of Astoria and these are the rejects.Chunk: Kind of like us Mike... The Goonies.Mouth: I'm not a reject.Mikey: Take that stuff off. You're going to get me in trouble.

Books:

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, ma

Heroes:

What Goes Around (Comes Around)

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My Blog

connecting with someone

So I was watching the quintessential 80's/high school/teen pop movie for the 748th time, and I get to the part that the weird chick from Short Circuit is telling Emilio Estevez that her parents ignore...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

I Break

From Seams, I Unravel.Threads, Disentangled.Unwoven,Unscrewed,Meanings Misconstrued When everything falls apart,What was concrete, now Fake.At now, the end of timesI Break. My passions, they corrode.M...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

Celebrities trip me out

Take a good look at my profile.  Notice how all of it is fake, nothing but scantliy clad women and false information.  The PerkiSystem exists in a world of lies, fueled by celebrities that ...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:46:00 PST

What do police, Mufi Hanneman, bandwagon jumpers, and undisciplined MMA guys have in common?

There is real shit going down on the island.  Shit that's not supposed to happen here.  Old people are getting run over left and right.  Children victims of hit and run.  A guy dre...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:32:00 PST

The Life We Settle For/ She Knows

I looked at myself in the mirror, meticulously judging my reflection, looking past the surface, attempting to peer into the soul of the man standing in front of me.  Older, fatter, uglier, seemin...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

Alleged Stalking/Chicks that take pics of themselves in front of mirrors/tadd fujikawa

First thing's first, Bitch, if you are reading this, No, I am not stalking you.  I may have thought you were cool in the past, but don't confuse interest with mere lust.  I just wanted to fu...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

Love You For You

Your man is supposed to love you for you.  The good and bad, the right and wrong, everything you do. He should understands your faults, comfort you in times of need.  And on those days ...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:10:00 PST

You Make Me Wonder

I know its fucked up to say, but you make me wonder about you.  You make me second guess my choices, giving me little clues. You drop the hints, I pick them up, they're obvious about you.  Y...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

Passion vs Trust

Before I get into this, let me throw out a disclaimer in case my woman reads this.  This may or may not pertain to me, but the purpose of this is to get some input from other people, insight from...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

No Strings Attached = Fatal Attraction

I've come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as No Strings Attached sex.  No casual encouter, no sport fucking, no grudge fuck, no sympathy fuck, no bootycall.  Ultimately, bitche...
Posted by The PerkiSystem; A Hawaiiander on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST