I am just a normal dictator/web designer who doesnt want to be bothered by the Americans!
The Tom Myspace Quiz!
Are you a Tom? Yes
If so what is your Tom name? SaTOM Houssein
What is your favorite tom other than yourself? swiper tom
How long has your page been around? not long
Do you only add Toms? nah i add anyone
Do you hate any other Toms? not really
Are you addicted to getting new freinds? kinda
Do you post a lot of bulletins? nope
What do you think about mochachinos? they're great
Are you on Myspace every moment you get? not really
What is the purpose of your page? i dont know
Have you started any Tom Clubs? nope
Have you joined any Tom Clubs? not yet
Have you made a "Thanks for the add" picture? not yet
Have you ever whored anybody? yeah
Have you ever been whored? yeah
Have you ever started any type of club? yeah
Have you ever joined any type of club? yeah
Do you think tom is hardcore emo? hellz yeah
Do you think Myspace is for fags? no
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Kim Jong Ill
Mostly punk and stuff against Bush
Anti-Flag
The Casualties
Minor Threat
NoFX
Bad Religion
The Clash
Rancid
The Ramones
The Lawrence Arms
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Rise Against
The Descendants
Sex Pistols
Stuff like that
horror flicks
i cant afford a TV
How to be a Dictator: For Dummies
Fast Food Nation
Zombie Survival Guide
Adolf Hitler
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
There is in fact an “I†in Norris, but there is no “teamâ€â€¦ not even close
Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.