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Ted

The working man is good for virgins.

About Me

I have a flickr account . Check it out if you're an enthusiast of dreary landscapes, meaningless abstract close-ups of the shrubbery outside of my apartment, dimly lit night photography, or generally boring pictures of people you don't know (the pictures are boring, not the people in them, I mean).I enjoy tea, trashy science fiction, drinking tea while reading trashy sci-fi, coffee, drinking coffee and/or tea while reading Proust and/or trashy sci-fi, Robert Altman movies (except Nashville, which I'm probably not cool enough to appreciate), corn dogs, tea and corn dogs, chili and corn dogs, reading atlases of all types, Arsenal, and people-watching.

My Interests

Improving my soccer skills. Focusing on cooking. A clean apartment. Digital photography. The moment when one just starts to fall asleep.

I'd like to meet:

The chick who played Maeve on "The Adventures of Sinbad" syndicated TV show. Apparently she was married to one of the cats from Def Leppard for a while, but I'm pretty sure I could take him.

Music:

Marvin Gaye (early), Kinks (late), Zombies, Band, Beatles, Chavez, Traffic, Elgar, Debussy, Muppets, LCD Soundsystem, PAL, Buzzcocks, Mott the Hoople, T. Rex, some Bowie, Captain Beefheart, Arcade Fire.
Not an exhaustive list, that.Oh, shit, yeah, Neil Young.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Playtime, Amelie, Repo Man, Down By Law, Near Dark, The Duel, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Wes Anderson. Werner Herzog.

Television:

The Wire, Deadwood, The Wire, Rome, The Wire, Footballer's Wives, The Wire, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Wire, Grey's Anatomy, The Wire, The Office (any national flavor), The Wire, 30 Rock (forget everyone except Baldwin and Morgan).
...and The Wire.

Books:

Goodbye Chunky Rice, The Living End, From Hell, Harper's Magazine, Handful of Dust, Nextwave, Qu'est-ce que c'est le cinéma?.

Heroes:

Marx. William Coffin. Thomas Jefferson. All grouches everywhere.
Anti-heroes: Condoleeza Rice, Paul Wolfowitz, Karl Rove.