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D-Lo

...My lilly white ass is tickled pink, when I listen to the music that makes me think!

About Me

Scots-Irish Viking. The last one. The only one in fact. I'm just a humble dude trying to make his way in the universe. I've been in the print trade for over four years now since leaving college. No much money but its a joab!
I cut loose with extreme sports. I been into it most of my life. Well, til I moved to Ayr, where all the boring people in Scotland live. I can never dig the place. I go anywhere else in Scotland and folk say that Ayr folk have a chip on their shoulder. I don't know why. But thats a load off my mind; I thought there was sumthin wrong with me(?!).
Ah jeez, they're not all bad. I do have some friends doon here. They're just as nutz as me, so that helps. Most of my mates are up in Glasgae. I luv that toon. Its got a proper buzz about it. I guess it reminds me of Belfast when I was a kid cuz they're both working class, industrial toons. I try not to hang oot in Ayr that much. If I'm going to party I'll go to Glasgae.
I've gradually got back into my extreme sports. I was getting out of shape like a flabby ba*tard for a while and I've spent the last two or three years re-learning how to get my juices flowing. Mmm, ye gotta get that juice flowin', mm-mm-mmm?!
Toffy-nosed hippies do my box in and dumb-f*cking fascists get right on my tits. I don't lead and I don't follow. I like to think I aspire to the very nature of humanity which is to live free. Peace.
D-Lo USES & ABUSES: Norco, Rome, Marzocchi, Fox Racing Shox, Easton, Raceface, Troy Lee Designs, TSG, Truvativ, Hayes, Muc Off, ROCK'N'ROLL LUBRICATION AND SEX WAX, Dakine, DC Shoe, PornStar, Oakley, SixSixOne, Shift Racing, Shimano, ODI, Maxxis, Halo, SRAM.
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My Interests

EXTREME SPORTS!!! Mostly Downhill Mountain biking with a sprinkling of Cross Country on top. The odd bit of surfing and skateboarding. I've rightly got a hard-on for snowboarding lately. Chinqui! I'm having a go at that Parkour malarkey. I've been falling on my ass and head a lot. So far, no noticeable mental damage(?). Cold beer on the beach watching the sun go down. Hanging out with my weird friends. Just livin' is enough for me. But don't piss in my rice bowl! Partial to the odd lady. Chicks really dig scars. Must be the mothering instinct, I love it.I'm a graphic designer by trade. I'm into urban art and sculpture. Why do arty-farty folk dis graffiti? I'd put it up there with the classics. I studied fine art before I studied graphic design so it was a learning curve using a mouse as opposed to using my hands to create something. But I still like getting my hands dirty. I luv buildin and fixin shit.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with two wheels and ain't afraid to use them.

I gotta be around people who give out good vibes, man. Folks who know how to kick back and chill.

And crazy ladies. With high heels.

Peeps who dig adventure in the great outdoors. I've got an "Indiana Jones Complex". Out of all the planets in oor solar system, this is the only one teeming wid life. Venus is pure roasting, Jupiter is pure windy and Pluto is f*ckin freezing. We got some good shit here! Check it oot some time. It'll dae ye some good, trust me.

Music:

The Artist Formerly Known As Squiggle Formerly Known As Prince, The Pervy, Purple Pint-sized Prince Of Pop, Pantera, old Metallica, Fishbone, 24/7 Spyz, Living Colour, Bad Brains, Slightly Stoopid, Junior Delgado, Burning Spear, old Chili Peppers, Henry Rollins, Black Flag, Agnostic Front, Erykah Badu, Me'Shell N'degeochello, Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, Machinehead, Fiona Apple, Pearl Jam, Robert Palmer (c'mon, he was the James Bond of 80's pop!), Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Funkdoobiest, Gil Scott Heron, The Smiths, The Skids, Sade, Funkadelic, Parliament, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Count Bass D, Wyld Style, Outkast, Redman, Primus, Ugly Kid Joe, Ice T, Bodycount, Cypress Hill, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Massive Attack, Asian Dub Foundation, Captain Beefheart, AC/DC, Nina Simone, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals, Goapele, Dennis Brown, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Jam, Madness, Ian Drury & The Blockheads, Sublime, David Bowie, Spin Doctors, Guns'n'Roses, Skunk Anansie, Duran Duran (ya fanny!), Biohazard, Cold Dog Soup, De La Soul, Arrested Development, Tribe Called Quest, Jungle Brothers, The Daisy Movement, Dilated Peoples, Stuck Mojo, Suicidal Tendencies, Talking Heads, KRS One, Blues Traveler, Jeru The Damaja, Erik B. & Rakim, The Police

Movies:



The Big Lebowski
MySpace Movie Lists at MySpace Toolbox ! Coen brothers, Woody Allen, Scorcese, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Bladerunner, Apocalypse Now, L'haine, Le Cité Des Enfant Perdus, Scarface, Shooting Dogs, City of God, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, School of Rock, Trainspotting, Withnail & I, The Commitments, il Postino, Cinema Paradiso, Fight Club, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Infernal Affairs Trilogy, Schindlers List, JFK, Salvador, Born on the Fourth of July, Usual Suspects, The Wild Bunch, Once Upon A Time In The West, The Mariachi Trilogy, In The Name Of The Father, The Long Good Friday, the Bourne movies, Roam, The Collective, Earthed trilogy, Toy Story, Time Bandits, Back to the Future, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Superman Returns, Rulles of Attraction, American Psycho, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Where The Buffalo Roam, The Untouchables, Akira, Amelie, Blue Velvet, Easy Rider, The Crow, Hero, Nikita, Leon, Out of Sight, Boyz in the Hood, The Godfather Pt 1 & 2, Stander, Trois Color trilogy, Collateral, Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge on the River Kwai, Ryans Daughter, The Great Escape, Beavis & Butthead Do America!

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
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Television:

"Garlic Bread?!" Anything with Peter Kaye. I love Pheonix Nights but I prefer Max & Paddy. Proper mens club comedy, none of that Green Wing shite! 24 was good. I've only seen the first two seasons on BBC 2 but the rest were on SKY. Bummer. The Shield-the best show on tv. I've gone off Lost. Its really boring now. Everyone's got theories but I'm too dumb to figure it out. Little Britain - I pure pish mysel' everytime I watch that show! "Bitty!" Old timey stuff like Only Fools & Horses ("Shattap You Tart!"), Rising Damp ("Ooooh, Miss Jooones"), Minder, The A-Team, Steptoe & Son, Eldorado...naw, f*ck that!

Rising Damp - Series 1

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Books:



Charles Bukowski - Tales of Ordinary MadnessCharles Bukowski-Tales of Ordinary Madness, Notes of a Dirty Old Man, The Most Beautiful Woman in Town, I can't get enough of the dude. American Tabloid, My Dark Places, The Dudley Smith Trilogy, anything by Spike Milligan, I Know Why the Cage Bird Sings - Maya Angelou is pure wisdom, Last Exit to Brooklyn, On The Road, The Dharma Bums, Wiseguy, Heart of Darkness

Heroes:

My Mamma. And I ain't no mamma's boy! I'll Kick Yo Ass! Basically, if it wasn't for my mother, I would've ended up in jail. She kept me on the straight & narrow. Also Nelson Mandela - A pure dignified dude. If the human race ever gets invited to sit on some far out galactic council, he should be our spokesman. The perfect diplomat. God bless the dude.

My Blog

Coke Heads

This coke head pissed me off the other night. I was gonna thumb his fat f*ckin skull in! But he's a mate of a mate so what can ye dae?I hooked up with my mate Tony Flow. We were "gonna see a man about...
Posted by The Bandit on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST

Smart C*nts

I'm an old fashioned guy.I like the odd dick & clit joke now and then but I like to think I live my life following a certain code of honour. I am not overly disciplined mentally and physically but I h...
Posted by The Bandit on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

Dave and the wheeled wankerz!

I gotta get a group of mates to join me in my crazy plan to ride the ass off Ben Lomond. I know its for mountaineers, but I met this dude in Glasgow who said it can be done, but it may kill you if don...
Posted by The Bandit on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:17:00 PST