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About Me

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About Me? hmmmm...Well I Like spam, cottage cheese, tator tots, eggos, hot pockets, valasic pickels, mocha lattes and deep fried ho-hos.Just kidding (except for the tator tots and hot pockets).I grew up in Waverly, Tennessee. I work in the radio business and have traveled around the state a lot. In the last few years I have lived in Cookeville, Murfreesboro, Nashville, Clarksville, Dickson, Jackson and Waverly. So I pretty much know where all the good public restrooms in Middle and West Tennessee are.Currently I Work At A Station In Nashville.What else would you like to know?

My Interests

Music, Movies, TV, Pro-Wrestling and Midget Tossing....Not Salad Tossing...Midget Tossing.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the jogging shorts and pants with the words written across the butt. Really, how did you come up with that idea? I mean did you think to yourself. "I wonder what it would be like if whenever I looked at a girl my thoughts appeared on her backside?"

Music:

My likes are a real hodge-podge of taste. It really would be eaiser to list what I don't like...So Here Are The Five People I Will Never Own A CD By: 5) Michael Bolton 4) Big and Rich 3) Anyone From "American Idol" 2) Any Osborne Other Than Ozzy 1) Janet Reno. Other than that I like everything from Johnny Cash, Elvis and Neil Diamond to The White Stripes, Rob Thomas and Alicia Keys

Movies:

Again To Many To Mention...However I Will Never Watch A Pauly Shore Movie.

Television:

Sienfeld, SNL and Sanford and Son (I Just Wanted To Put Another Show That Started With The Letter "S").

My Blog

I Can't Believe It's Been So Long

So, I guess it goes without saying that things are somewhat different than the last time I posted a blog. First of all let me send some belated congrats to some of my friends: Average Joe: For ...
Posted by J. Patrick on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

My Future And You....And My Love Of Dwarf Bowling....And Various Other Things That I Have Seen

Folks, After a lot of soul searching and praying to little baby Jesus. I have decided that it is time for me commit to something. So, I have. Here's what I did. I narrowed the choice...
Posted by J. Patrick on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST

The Return Of Picture Pages

This is installment of Picture Pages is a joint presentation of J. Patrick and Stefanie. It was all fun and games at the 'Men Without Hats" Reunion Tour till the Ancient Japanesse War Go...
Posted by J. Patrick on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST

Ron Kirby. R.I.P

Hey Kids! Do you like Primus like I do? (The first nine callers now that can tell me what song I just refrenced wins a fabulous prize from the prize fault). It's been a while since...
Posted by J. Patrick on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:08:00 PST

Picture Pages....Picture Pages....Picture Pages...

I feel like Bill Cosby. All I need is a Puddin' Pop and a talking magic marker. The Montana State Police called him The Son Of Sam I Am. When he was caught he crawled i...
Posted by J. Patrick on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:06:00 PST

Picture Pages.....Picture Pages

Ok, I had so much fun doing this the first time I wanted to do it again. It had been years since Kenny had a hit song. But he knew that his new sonnet "Ganster Gambler 2006" was a h...
Posted by J. Patrick on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:08:00 PST

Picture Pages

Jane was overjoyed that the experiment was a success. Minutes later her tears of happiness turned to sarrow when she came to the shocking truth. That was the only guy that asked her...
Posted by J. Patrick on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST

From Me....To You

So, I sat down at my litttle computer here with all the thoughts and insperation to write a great blog. I mean I was fresh off one of the best weekends I have had in a while. All in atten...
Posted by J. Patrick on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:58:00 PST

What's This?

So, I found "Ice Ice Baby" on MySpace music. Well, I just had to add it. I mean, it's fucking "Ice Ice Baby." It's time for a change. My goal is this: By the end of the summer I want...
Posted by J. Patrick on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:13:00 PST

All The Rage

So, i did this. I didn't think I would like it. I did. So, now I have one: I made a Quiz for You on QuizYourFriends.com CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.http://www.qui...
Posted by J. Patrick on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:41:00 PST