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About Me

I make TV. I collect toys. I sell stuff on eBay. I watch wrestling. I'm getting married to a wonderful girl named Amy. I like to watch movies. I have no pets. I think the Fonz is still cool. I love DVDs. I have 3 brothers. I do impressions. I went to New York once. I've been to Graceland 4 times. My first job was at a toy store. I are a college gradiate. I have a house. I have bills. I hate Rosie O'Donnell. I go to Wal-Mart almost every day. I had mono once. I like to drink milk. I wear black shirts most of the time. I dig rock & roll music. I like to make fun of people. I have a beard. Beans give me the creeps. I play guitar. Halloween is cool. I am a carnivore. I don't wear jewelry. I have 2 Batman masks. I like Muppets. I don't talk politics. I own a futon. I drive a truck. I don't drink. I draw pretty good. I play harmonica. I don't like sports. I don't have any tattoos. My hair is long. I wear contacts. I like game shows. Garth Brooks is an idiot. I've never seen Top Gun. I like to stay up late. I like the smell of gasoline. I have some books. I'm an indoorsman. I like to travel. Bacon is tasty. I like the blues. I like to cook. I think Wierd Al is a genius. I am an uncle of 5. Karaoke is fun. I should probably be doing something else right now.

My Interests

Amy, Rock n' roll, Toys, Halloween, Professional Wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

Hulk Hogan, Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

Music:

Elvis Presley, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Barenaked Ladies, Cowboy Mouth, Huey Lewis & the News, the Rolling Stones, Chris Isaak, Billy Joel, the Blues Brothers, Dwight Yoakum, Kid Rock, Guster, Buddy Holly, the Whites Stripes, and many, many, many more.

Movies:

Slingblade, the Star Wars Saga, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future Trilogy, Terminator 2, Pulp Fiction, American Graffiti, Big Fish, The Blues Brothers, any M. Night Shyamalan movies, the first three Muppet movies, Pee Wee's Big Adventure (the single funniest movie ever), many others I'm sure I'll think of later.

Television:

Late Show with David Letterman, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, SNL (back when it was funny), Spongebob Squarepants, the Andy Griffith Show, the Beverly Hillbillies, Happy Days, Gilligan's Island, Seinfeld, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, South Park, Chappelle's Show, RAW, SmackDown!, Saturday Night's Main Event, Taxi, the Drew Carey Show, The Dukes of Hazzard...ANYTHING is better than reality television!

Books:

I'm a non-fiction kinda guy. I like reading books about any of the above mentioned topics. I'm really more of a magazine/newspaper kinda guy.

My Blog

Please Caption This Picture.

Posted by Michael on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:53:00 PST

All New Top 8 Contest

Each week, I select 8 friends to be in my Top 8, with number 1 being last week's winner. Be the first to reply to this blog and guess the right category that all 8 friends fit into and you ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

Michael's Oscar Fashion Review

I dunno, I think the trash can look still works for him. ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

"So Michael, What's with All the New Pictures?"

Yes, I know you are all wondering. Well friends, I was on vacation last week. It was great. You really should try it. I think I'm going to start doing it more often. I spent th...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

What's New Around Here...

My blogs are like comets. You only get to see one every so often. OK, maybe more like an albino or a midget. Except probably not quite as entertaining. Anyhoo, on with the blog...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST

This is how you can tell I have absolutely nothing else to do...

Another slow Saturday at the station. Steeple Chase day. Ugh. Rich drunk people in stupid hats. Oh well, at least they have to use port-o-potties. I'm happy with my posit...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 13 May 2006 01:26:00 PST

The Week that Was according to Michael...

I've almost accomplished my goal for the week: 100 auctions listed on eBay. I'm up to 95, and the first ones end on Monday afternoon. I think I can get at least 5 more listed ton...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:20:00 PST

Michael's Week in Review

The Super Bowl, the Westminster Dog Show, the Olympics, and the Oscars. Honestly, I cannot tell you which one of these I care the least about. Don Knotts died last Friday. Truely a loss.&n...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 10:31:00 PST

All or Nothin'

Man, this sucks. My favorite band in the whole entire universe (if you don't already know that it's Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers then you probably should have never clicked on 'Add to Friends' in...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST

Friday the 13th Pop Quiz!

Put your books under your desks and take out a number 2 pencil....
Posted by Michael on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:23:00 PST