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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle Cochran
Birthday: 9/7/1984
Birthplace: Lancaster
Current Location: Yeah...still in Lancaster
Eye Color: Green and brown, not hazel. Now there's some blue grey showing up as well. Lets just call it tie-dye and make it a day.
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3"-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left for some things, right for the others
Your Heritage: Italian and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: none yet I've been barefooting it all morning
Your Weakness: Choosing a good time over work.
Your Fears: Failure? I'm really sure about this one.
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of pepperoni.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a new vehicle
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Any of the netspeak.
Thoughts First Waking Up: It wasn't really a thought, more of a feeling of total relaxation from sleeping in.
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't really know that one either.
Your Bedtime: Whenever. It's been 2-3am on average.
Your Most Missed Memory: The freedom of high school. (Pre-college talk)
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper, but my new addiction is Vitamin Water.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's beats both those by a milllion miles.
Single or Group Dates: Either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Turkey Hill Peach White Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Peanut Butter Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: Not really
Do you Swear: If the moment's right
Do you Sing: When I'm drunk, or if it's "Holy Diver"
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, I'm surprised to find out this is even a question.
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure. Sometimes I thought it was, but it turned out I was wrong. Par for the course I guess.
Do you want to go to College: Already there.
Do you want to get Married: One day, sure.
Do you belive in yourself: Uh, yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never.
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: i like to stay in shape, and eat pretty well
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, it's not that hard.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'll watch them whenever I get the chance.
Do you play an Instrument: The guitar, and no I'm not going to play it for you.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Haha, silly question. Of course.
In the past month have you Smoked: A few cigars don't hurt.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: There's only two answers to anyone that answers this. They'll rapidly say no to cover up the fact they do drugs or they say yes because they're too dumb to cover up the fact they like drugs because they're on them.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, and it's been a great time, everytime.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, straight work. If I want something I hit up the internet.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, I haven't had an Oreo for a while.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Haha, at Tait Towers I'm always on stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but "note to self" on that one.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Packs of gum and shit like that
Ever been Drunk: A good handful of times.
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I know of.
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet, but I know someone's got my number.
Ever Shoplifted: Those damn packs of gum...
How do you want to Die: A noble man.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful and happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of Europe no country in particular.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference.
Favourite Hair Color: No preference.
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My Interests

Sports (Boxing and football), Hitting up the bars, Racing, Vintage Motorcycles, Retro Movies, Reading

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Bridges, Terry Gilliam, Julius Erving, Nikolai Tesla, Patton Oswalt, Kool Keith, Don Mattingly, Hunter S. Thompson, Joe Frazier, Sonny Barger, Rick Veitch, Alan Moore

Movies:

Videodrome, Fight Club, The Life Aquatic, Old School, Anchorman, Brazil, When We Were Kings, Dr. Strangelove, American History X, Where the Buffalo Roam, Super Troopers, Clerks I & II, Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz

Television:

Sportscenter, Adult Swim, Scrubs, House MD, The Office

Books:

The Crying of Lot 49, Fight Club, Survivor, The Prestige, The Executioner's Song, Hell's Angels, Slapstick, Crash, A Clockwork Orange, The Right Stuff, Voice of the Fire, jPod, The Maximortal, Brat Pack, The Watchmen

Heroes:

My parents and people that do the right thing.

My Blog

alcohol induced rant, lets see if i remember writing this when i see it

If you came here looking for some angry rant, it's gone. I already saw what I originally posted, and decided against leaving it up. It was mean, vindictive, and if the person that I wrote it about saw...
Posted by Kyle on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:31:00 PST

Bar Story

Last night, I was waiting for a friend to finish pleasuring his female companion and get his ass over to the American Bar and Grill (from here on out it will be noted as the ABaG in this and all futur...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:28:00 PST

AIM Logger, Stage building, Stuff

I remember when the new version of AIM came out and it had a shitload of pointless options. One of them being the AIM Logger. An AOL style keystroke log. I put it on my PC because sometimes (and yes, ...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:56:00 PST

Bad Week plus the story where I got cut by a Nazi

This hasn't been one of those good weeks, but I've had worse. This summer has been insane. I've met and lost good friends, had good and bad relationships, worked insanely hard and I've done nothing at...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

Easy going day...

This morning things were a little slow. I still haven't been able to sleep in yet, but I think that's just me telling myself I still have a lot of stuff to do today. So once I got u...
Posted by Kyle on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:21:00 PST

Rapid Turnaround

It's weird how when you stop complaining, start working, and forget all silly little details that suddenly things start to go in your direction. For a long time I've been bitching about stupid shit (i...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

I could complain...

There's just times where I feel like I'm the only person setting up plans. Then I anticipate those plans like no tomorrow, because that is the next thing I'm waiting to experience (especially when I'm...
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:14:00 PST

A week, a weekend

In the past week I spent my time two hours a day in my dad's garage earning a minimal amount of pay. In one night on a weekend I spent it all minus the money for gas of that week. I'll spend a whole f...
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST

Burning Energy

I would like to fist fight someone, right now. That's based off the fact I've drank two energy drinks, and well I don't want to be so amped right now I did it to keep myself alert while cutting metal ...
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

Do you know what your House Rep is up to?

This isn't good at all. Here's what House Rep Mark Foley (Republican) was saying between him and the young boys he was talking to. Fucking funny, and seriously gross at the same time:Note: Maf54 is Ho...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:39:00 PST