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Captain Turtle Is Baped Out

...Smile And You'll Feel The Sunlight...

About Me

I'm Not A Cliche'
I'm A Fucking Concept



"there comes a point in every mans life when you
just have to put down the bible and pick up a beer."
-james

100% Greek and Proud



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...A nice girl who will take care of me as much as I take care of her...
oh.. and she has to like white snake

Music:

Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Sammy Davis Jr.
Rise Against
Fergie
The Honorary Title
Umbrellas
Mos Def
Talib Kweli
Black Star
Third Eye Blind
Young Love
Jimmy Buffett
Shiny Toy Guns
Alan Jackson
Dethklok
Nas
The Snake The Cross The Crown
Audio Learning Center
Jamison Parker
Wilco
Omarion
Number One Fan
Mae
Toadies
Bloc Party
Oasis
Nobuo Uematsu
The Bravery
Jimmy's Chicken Shack
Rites Of Spring
On The Might Of Princes
Boards Of Canada
Tilly And The Wall
Copeland
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Broken Social Scene
The Casket Lottery
Cave In
Minus The Bear
Texas Is The Reason
Slow Coming Day
Celebrity
Pop Unknown
Mineral
Head Automatica
Moving Units
Pixies
Dear Diary
Small Brown Bike
Lullaby For The Working Class
Daphne Loves Derby
Iron And Wine
Denison Marrs
No Knife
The Closer I Get
Mirah
The Format
Do Make Say Think
Jack's Broken Heart
Radish
Pavement
The Moldy Peaches
Hot Snakes
Sunny Day Real Estate
Gym Class Heroes
Eastern Youth
Hot Water Music
Owen
Piebald
At The Drive-In
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
Emanuel
Hefner
Christie front drive
HORSE The Band
Final Fantasy
The 1989 Chicago Cubs
I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business
Hot Cross
Lightning Bolt
The Good Life
Frou Frou
Gravy Train!!!!
Last Days Of April
Broken Social Scene
The Liar's Academy
Knapsack
Lovedrug
HelloGoodbye
Limbeck
Metric
Cartel
Koufax
A Jealousy Issue
Commander Venus
A New Beginning
Kill Me Tomorrow
Mates Of State
The Milwaukees
Notwist
Dear Tonight
Madison
The Lyndsay Diaries
Noise Ratchet
Circle Takes The Square
Dear Diary
Not Quite Ready
Promise Ring
Now It's Overhead
Park
Suicide Note
The Paper Chase
The Six Parts Seven
Rocking Horse Winner
Sleeping At Last
Cool Hand Luke
Stairwell
The Prize Fighter
Piebald
The Sky's The Limit
Open Hand
Squarepusher
Boards of Canada
Summer Darling
Prize Fight Inferno
Rocky Vololato
Wake Up
Thunderbirds Are Now!
The Casket Lottery
My Chemical Romance
Superstitions Of The Sky
Cross My Heart
Penfold
Les Claypool and the Flying Frog Brigade
Bucket Head
Attention:
Brazil
Oranger
Downplay
Elliott
Arcade Fire
Alkaline Trio
Reggie And The Full Effect
Braid
American Football
Eniac
!!!
Small Brown Bike
Eisley
MC Chris
Death From Above 1979
The End Of Julia
Action Action
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
No Knife
Deltron
Give Until Gone
The Jealous Sound
Down To Earth Approach
MC Lars
Cursive
Bright Eyes
DNTEL
Mars Volta
Get Well Soon
Forever & a Day
Modest Mouse
Gem
Death Cab For Cutie
Everytime I Die
The Get Go
Fugazi
Gatsby's American Dream
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead
The Strokes
Bear Vs Shark
The Postal Service
The Flaming Lips
Beep Beep
Gratitude
The Faint
Atom Hnd His Package
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Blonde Redhead
Few And Far Between
Another Day's Gain
The Cure
Explosions In The Sky
Ben Folds
Ben Folds Five
Filmmaker
Earlimart
Feeling Left Out
interpol
For Reasons Unseen
Ben Kweller
The Blood Brothers
Bad Astronaut
And None Of Them Knew They Were Robots
The Gloria Record
Another Damn Disaster
Anberlin
Benton Falls

Movies:

Crank
snatch
se7en
The Usual Suspects
Boondock Saints
Thank You For Smoking
Resevoir Dogs
25th Hour
Donnie Darko
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
El Mariachi
Desperado
Once Upon a Time In Mexico
West Side Story
Office Space
Dirty Work
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
Dodgeball
Not Another Teen Movie
That's all for now

Heroes:


Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. [Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all.] Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.

My Blog

what the hell am i going to do now ?

my james is gone :(i need a new temp best friend for a little while...now taking applicationsthis is actually really really sad...i didnt even get to take him out on his birthday...i feel horrible ......
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:09:00 PST

is it insane...

is it insane...to think that you're the only person in the world who feels like you have a clue on whats going on in life ?honestly ?damn... i guess it is why can't i find a girl that i like that isnt...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

self realization

I'm perfectly happy with myselfi regret nothing and I'm in a perfect spot in my life right now everything in my life is going greati love my friends and would do anything for them.I'm gonna be somethi...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST

show me show me show me

Show me how you do that trickThe one that makes me scream she saidThe one that makes me laugh she saidAnd threw her arms around my neckShow me how you do itAnd I promise you I promise thatI'll run awa...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:57:00 PST

so uhh...

sleeping pills fucked my shit up... it's 7:21 and i didn't get any fucking sleep at all... i feel like a zombie right now ...a dead stinky... rotting corpse that can't communicate except through m...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:25:00 PST

bright eyes

so im just a medicine you take when your sick you get well and that's it I'm put back on the shelf in your mirror and it isnt exceptional the course of our fate cuz people love and they hate ...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:26:00 PST

the night will go as follows

in a romantic fashion i will experiment my fear right before her eyes every smile thats unveiled will be soaked in my nervous charm and then ill say is everything alright theres been a few th...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:54:00 PST

im just gonna type and see what happens ...

two hearts lain dormant and turned vacant with dust one still beats and the other has stopped if things happen for a reason then i should learn my lesson and the drive to you could be for hours...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:35:00 PST

well now that that's over...

talk about your closure man... I'm actually feeling free... this is nice... I only have one mom now... this could work SINCERELY, turtle P.S. - this was complete bullshit and i never sho...
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 02:41:00 PST

:(

...I've never thought up so many different scenarios for an ending... SINCERELY, turtle
Posted by Captain Turtle Is Baped Out on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:12:00 PST