amongst the coldest reefs of the vacchu nova sea in seattle lies the creek where the badlands reside. the government decided that sea was too awesome and started dumping nuclear waste along the coast. out from the coast came a baby with no hair on most of his head and a guitar in his right hand. an old fashioned woman grabbed her husband and screamed, "Bobby, Darling! Do you see that there child coming out of the water?" and the child responded, "YES, BOBBY DARLING, THAT NAME DOTH SUIT ME WELL" and he rocked the couple so hard that they died. no fuckers will tell his story, only he would. bobby then continued to live on the streets of seattle, feeding off the waves of awesome flowing from the sonic waves emitted by his guitar. and thus is part one of the gatsbys american dream biography.
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