**We are a sarcastic family.
**We enjoy living life on the edge.
**Eli is going to be a daredevil, he loves being upside down and tossed around.
**Jason isn't afraid of anything, nothing.
**We are a happy family who compliments
each other and love unconditionally.
**We have been through it all
and still manage to be together.
**When it comes down to it we get
pretty hostile over one another.
**We are witty and joke around a lot.
**You may see our wittiness and sarcasim as insults or getting
your feelings hurt, if you do then your an emotional dumbass.
**We gossip, who doesn't?
**We take respoansibilty for our
actions like any normal person.
**We are honest and blunt.
**Drama is for birds, not just any bird,
its more less for buzzards who eat road kill.
**We don't live outside of our means,
we just like a few nice things.
**We want more kids as soon as possible.
**We aren't crazy.
**We are fun and entertaining and people like us.
**Our friends are the best.
**We hold a special place in our hearts
for our parents and siblings, its part of the unconditional thing.
**Jason is addicted to trucks, he has 3.
**Jason is obsessed with his yellow 4-wheeler.
**Kimberly likes to play with motors and cars.
**Kimberly can change her own engine oil.
**We like getting dirty.
**We know a lot about law,
medical, mechanics, and oil.
**We dont like backseat drivers.
**We are surprised your still reading this,
maybe you should take a break
or something or try getting a
life or maybe even a cheeseburger.
Go.
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