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Jim

Live every week like it was shark week.

About Me

I can't help it. I was born this way. I am worth $2,148,714.00 on HumanForSale.com

My Interests

Jameson, Krav Maga, surfing, beer, books, movies,parking tickets, and heavy metal

I'd like to meet:

Someone who drives faster,drinks more, and swears better than me.

Music:

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Movies:

Pump up the Volume, True Romance, Boondock Saints, Red Dawn, and the Goonies

Television:

The Shield, Rescue Me, Reporters at War, Mr Show, Daily Show

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

I have every right to

But I wont.Becasue its a luxury, its a waste of time, and it doesn't change a thing.Looking at the wreckage of the last couple of months is actually more inspiring than anything else, and its the kick...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST

the best part about job interviews is

going on four of them in one day at this very strange "hiring conference" that was more like a christian swingers convention, with all of the interviews conducted in hotel suites. -the first one was ...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No open flames, please

My landlord is about to blow up my apartment. nothing ever changes. hit the deck.
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Further Proof.

I am not gay. I cant plan a party worth a damn. Invite all of your friends to your spacious apartment on a night that the city has deemed all street parking towable because in Hollywood we deicded t...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Being Hated

So I've done shitty things to people. we all have. Now it comes time to plan the trip home and quite frankly, I am only going home because my family is there. No one is ever direct about how they ...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST