goodbye, myspace. |
to whom it may concern,
it is with mild regret that as of tomorrow, december 3rd, i will no longer be a member of myspace. my time here has expired.
over the past few months, i developed an a...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bubble baths and boxer shorts. |
hello.
this entry into my ghost town of a journal finds me squeaky clean in my new apt in brooklyn. boxes and plastic bags litter my floor, along with the occasional button that reads "ask me abou...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
pacifism and ice cubes. |
ouch.
my arm hurts. never before have i had a bruise like the one that is currently ensconced on my right arm. courtesy of my little (yes, sweet little 14-year old) cousin steven, the skin around...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the best dream. |
oh boys and girls,
i had the nicest dream last night, which is odd because i rarely remember my dreams. i dreamt i was at thunderbird lanes in royal oak, mi, but something about it was different. ...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a little song and dance. |
'a little song and dance' - cursive.
I sat around for hours on end
For an end so clearly predetermined
I shall no longer play a part of your equation
I missed your boat a thousand times, I swear...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the sexual nature of myspace |
this second installment of 'the nature of myspace' finds me uploading pictures of myself showing WAY more skin than i have ever cared to display.
fact: there are no other shirtless pictures of me i...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the definitive nature of myspace |
ever notice the "cool new people" gallery on your homepage?
i have and i'm not a big fan of it, either. it's the word "cool" that gets my goat and that, dear reader, is uncool.
what criteria ...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
drunkenly cursing a falafel establishment |
damn you, chickpea!
so there's this brand new falafel place on 3rd avenue and, as a clever publicity tool, they had a contest to name the restaurant. the award: $2,500.
i learned of this whil...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
call me sensitive |
perhaps it's just because of my unabashed love for 'the inferno' or the recent wave of lovely weather that's been passing through the city, but i am the happiest i have been in such a long time.
d...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
balloons |
around 2 am last night, after yet another exciting evening of analyzing the business structure of southwest airlines and dell computer systems, i laid my objectively oversized head to sleep. an hour ...
Posted by ian. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
