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About Me


if i could change places with anyone for a day, i'd definitely change with the lead singer of the darkness, 'cause i'm all about catsuits and falsetto. i'm in college and i absolutely loves it, even though there are no straight guys on campus and the school has a rep for loose women. and i disregard the fact that i am forced to live next door to martha stewart, bitch. i work selling g-unit and other clothing which can be defined as "urbanwear," and i'm desperately seeking another job/internship to begin to pay off college loans. i tried to paint my stapler red, and it didn't work out so awesome. other than that, i appreciate warm weather, i laugh at my own jokes too often, and i seem to have difficulty keeping friends. i also suck at computers. no matter how hard i try, i cannot seem to learn the subway system. and i have this unique ability to fall asleep almost anywhere and at any time. anyway... je m'appelle lena, now i'm sick about talking about myself. you can bother me at: every1loveslena.

My Interests

learning. sleeping. working. tea. dancing. kayaking. reminiscing. talking. yoga. blue nails. trader joe's. sarcasm. beaches. animals and the zoo. proving bitches wrong. oh, and i have to say fashion, it comes with the territory. and cougars too.

I'd like to meet:


everyone.

Music:

assorted shit- chances are if you play me something, i'll appreciate. i'm an appreciator, for sure...at least when it comes to music. your opinions on life, not so much.

Movies:

i'm just praying that tim burton doesn't cast lindsay lohan in alice in wonderland.

Television:

i kinda have an obsession of with the office. jim halpert just happens to me the most perfect man on earth.

Books:

perks of being a wallflower, a clockwork orange, speak, brave new world, utopia, a misfit's manifesto, black dahlia, fight club, the catcher in the rye, running with scissors, THE END OF ADVERTISING AS WE KNOW IT, naked, water for elephants, invisible monster.

Heroes:

doyle. dwight k. shrute.