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MY FAVORITE PLACE IS: Virginia. There really isn't anyhting like it!
I AM: extremely white. thanks for pointing it out, america.
I LOVE: kitties!
I'M AFRAID OF: ben affleck being in another movie...
I WISH: i was a rich bitch.
I WOULD LIKE TO BAN: the myspace currency known as picture comments....it is the new-age wampum in my opinion
I AM ANNOYED BY: all forms of disrespect and cowardice
MY FAVORITE SONG IS: hmm i think ann turned me on to the Indian club mixes...so yeah, prob one of those
I AM MOST VULNERABLE: when i'm asleep. don't get any ideas.
I AM HAPPIEST WHEN: everyone around me is having a good time.
MY BEST TRAIT IS: my lovable personality.
I CAN ALWAYS BE COUNTED ON WHEN: you need a laugh. that's it!
EVERYONE THINKS THAT I AM: nuts. I'm normal.....ish
THEY THINK THIS BECAUSE: I probably am nuts.
I'D LIKE TO MEET: Claudio Sanchez is a dark and secluded place
LIFE IS: meant to be enjoyed
LOVE IS: anything and everything you want it to be
MARRIAGE IS FOR: the 30-year-old regretful Cara
FAST FOOD IS: a blessing at 2 in the morning
LET'S GO: get some shoes!
JUST GET IT: the coheed album. you *wont* be disappointed
SEX IS: (insert double entedre here)
SEX IS BEST: ...in bed (score!) :)
I AM MOST HEALTHY WHEN: i am under house arrrest.
GENERALLY, I: am in a good mood ;)
MY WORST HABIT IS: my short-term memory loss
I AM KNOWN TO BE: wild. a bad influence. weird. crazy. psycho.
MY WEAKNESS IS: an intelligent human
I AM HUNGRY FOR: pickles.
I'D BE VERY HAPPY IF: i had a jar...
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Do you have any pets? Yes.
What color shirt are you wearing? Black (like my soul).
Name three things that are physically close to you: Cellular phone. Laptop. Ingenius smoking device.
What is the last book you read? Making Friends with Black People by Nick Adams.
Are you or were you a good student? I had my days on it. And then I had my months off.
What's your favorite sport? Golf
Do you enjoy sleeping late? Always.
What's the weather like right now? Overcast but mellow.... (like my soul).
Who tells the best jokes? No one understands mine, so I'll go out on a limb and say Dave Chappelle
What was the last thing you dreamed about? Meeting an old friend at a funeral
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I've never crashed Knightrider. BLASPHEMOUS!
Do you believe in karma? yes. that's why I'm not a millionaire by now.
Do you believe in luck? If i did, that would mean I had none. And that sucks.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? over-easy. (who HONESTLY wants to ask "sunny-side up, please!")
Do you collect anything? If so, what? Ingenius smoking devices, hats, vinyl albums, blazers, and v-cards.
Are you proud of yourself? hell yes.
Are you reliable? For certain items. I am not your local drug store, though.
Have you ever given money to a bum? Yes. I actually bummed change from a bum to use a payphone.
What's your favorite food? mexican.
Have you ever had a secret admirer? I'll never know. I guess it's still a secret. (...wtf?)
Do you like the smell of gasoline? yes. almost as much as i love the sound of screaming children.
Do like to draw? yes! i am a very astute artist when it comes to something random...like a cat smoking a joint.
What's your favorite invention? the magic bullet. and Liz will agree with me on THAT one.
Is your room messy? Yes.
What do you like better: oranges or apples? oranges. Tangier, juicier, and shaped more like breasts.
Do you give in easily? No. I'm very stubborn. But if you offer me something, i *might* compromise.
Are you a good guesser? Yes.
Can you read other people's expressions? Yes. **psychic**
Are you a bully? I'm retired.
Do you have a job? Best Buy: store location?: 1467 Dead corpse lane, Hell, 11666
What time did you wake up this morning? 7:00 am
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? i didn't eat yet.
When was the last time you showered? 7:02 am
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? The same thing we do every night.....TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
What's your favorite day of the week and why? thursday. week's almost over, gives you time to create weekend plans.
Do you have any nicknames? The Mad Lithuanian
Have you ever been scuba diving? I want to SOOOOO bad.
What's your least favorite color? brown.
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? Sean. He's wayyy too gay to function.
Would you ever go skydiving? I definitely would.
What toothpaste do you use? Crest
Do you enjoy challenges? live for them
What's the worst injury you have had? i got hit in the head with a VCR once. I haven't been the same since.
What's the last movie you saw? Halloween.
What do you want to know about the future? As a psychic, I can tell you that the future includes higher gas prices and corrupt politicians. GAZE AT MY POWER!
What does your last text message say? i had them removed immediately.
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? Sean.
What's your favorite school subject? English. History is a close second.
What's your least favorite school subject? Math.
Would you rather have money or love? love.
What is your dream vacation? Italy/Greece or Fiji/Thailand
What is your favorite animal? Any feline, large or small.
Do you miss anyone right now? Bob Ross.
What's the last sporting event you watched? Football.
Do you need to do laundry? Like it's going out of style.
Do you listen to the radio? 104.3 or 92.3
Where were you when 9/11 happened? I was building a ladder to heaven.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? steal vending machines.
Have you ever caught a butterfly? yes. it didn't last very long.
What color are your bed sheets? green.
What's your ringtone? "Every Breath You Take" by The Police
Who was the last person to make you laugh? Ryan.
Do you have any obsessions right now? Coheed/Grateful Dead. Kush/Sour hybrids. Finding love on Long Island.
Do you like things that glow in the dark? yes.
What's your favorite fruity scent? Peaches.
Do you watch cartoons? Yeah, I still do.
Have you ever sat on a roof? Yes.
Have you ever been to a different country? Yes.
Name three things in the world you dislike: Judgement. Ignorance. Lolly-gaggers.
Name three people in the world you dislike: Mr. Softee. my mom. the telemarketer calling from Ohio.
Has a rumor even been spread about you? Yes. That I got expelled from Catholic school because I fucked around with a priest. HOW RETARDED!
Do you like sushi? yes! yellow-fin tuna. mmm.
Do you believe in magic? in this young girl's heart.
Do you hold grudges? psh. life's too short. just kick their ass.
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