When Insults Had Class |
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:58:00 GMT |
Growing Up In Tornado Alley |
You know you grew up in tornado alley if...The first thing you do if you hear tornado sirens during the day is check your watch to see if it's noon.You don't get worried unless the sky looks "green".Y...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:39:00 GMT |
Teaspoon, Teacup or Bucket? |
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient shou...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:18:00 GMT |
