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Milan

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About Me

Master of disguise. Which guys? You'll never guess. (That's one of those puns that only works spoken. Read it out loud. Or don't. It's not that funny.)

My Interests

Tall cans, cocktails, cocktail dresses.

I'd like to meet:

People who will smell my fingers and say "buttascotch, yo," even when they don't really smell like anything.

Music:

Sad songs, love songs, sad songs about love

Movies:

Romantic comedies, vampire movies, porn

Television:

Simpsons, duh

Books:

Thesaurus of Slang, White Pages, product labels

Heroes:

Billy the Kid, Shakes the Clown, Jesus the Christ, et cetera, et cetera.