Tall cans, cocktails, cocktail dresses.
People who will smell my fingers and say "buttascotch, yo," even when they don't really smell like anything.
Sad songs, love songs, sad songs about love
Romantic comedies, vampire movies, porn
Simpsons, duh
Thesaurus of Slang, White Pages, product labels
Billy the Kid, Shakes the Clown, Jesus the Christ, et cetera, et cetera.