california... |
so i get to cali at 11pm and start up austins hair...takes bout 2 hours and by that time G is passed out and spencer left me down stairs. I pop a xanax and get comfy on the couch...well as comfy...
Posted by M on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST |
My Day... short story by Melissa |
So last night I went on a blind date to the bar had a few and found out he spokes so we rode the bike in the car... killed it early beacuse I had to do hair today. *So this is my f...
Posted by M on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST |
quote i made up last night after meeting a random dude |
hes kinda like a cig burn on the hotel sink it always reminds you someone else took a shit in here before you did. but you liked the hotel anyways
Posted by M on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST |
to all the ones i loved before.... |
i miss you cali friends.... i still love one and all of you!!!
Posted by M on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST |
we dont need no water let the....wait thats my house!! |
OK.... so I love to use everything I get or buy the day I bring it home so it comes as no surprise I almost burnt down my house while watching Nip Tuck and downloading music on the Nano...
Posted by M on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:01:00 PST |
What do you do when ur car is stolen? |
Finally iIhave weekends off and I was deffinately in the mood for some hard core drinking and dancing (picture white girl hair swinging "I just wanna dance" lol)!! Any hoo my best friend Morgyn ...
Posted by M on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:24:00 PST |
JELLYBEAN!!! |
I SAW SO MANY WOMAN THAT LOOKED LIKE WALKING JEALLYBEANS THIS WEEKEND!! WHAT DO I MEAN ABOUT LOOKIN LIKE A JELLYBEAN?
WELL SHE HAS NO BOOBS AND HER BELLY IS REALLY BIG WITH A BIG BACK KINDA...
Posted by M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DRUNK DIALING!!! YEA BABY!! |
OKAY HERE'S DRUNK DIALING.... FIND THE NUMBER OF THE BOY OR GIRL WHO'S ON YOUR PHONE AND CALL. TELL THEM EVERYTHING YOU WOULD'NT IF YOU WERE SOBBER. TELL THEM SEXUAL THINGS CRAZY THINGS STUPID THINGS...
Posted by M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
pinot??? pi not!!!! |
today while picking up three bottles of arbor mist, cheep drunks here, my girl mentioned pinot grigio. but she said pi not that made me think we should call the pussy the pi not. my pi not brings t...
Posted by M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
