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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: 6-20-86
Birthplace: New Albany, IN
Current Location: Wilson, NC
Eye Color: ?
Hair Color: brown/blonde
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: that i will kill someone
Your Perfect Pizza: one i make
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get rich
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: i'm tired
Your Best Physical Feature: i'm damn sexy
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: home
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: ?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont care
Chocolate or Vanilla: ....what
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes sir
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: hell no, love is not real
Do you want to go to College: i am in college
Do you want to get Married: not really
Do you belive in yourself: not ussually
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they are great!
Do you play an Instrument: drums, and a little guitar and bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, lots of em
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: be strapped with a bomb at the edge of a skyskraper and shot in the head with a big gun so i fall off the building, and the bomb will go off right after i hit the ground
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: scientist(chemist)/musician
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany or Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: ?
Weight: not a cow
Best Clothing Style: on the floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: a whole lot, maybe thousands
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 11
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My Interests

Music, Math, Movies, and Chemistry.
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I'd like to meet:

If I could meet anyone I would meet an alien, and fuck it. That way when people saw me they would be like, yo that dude fucked a martian once.
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Music:

WESLEY WILLIS. Lightning Bolt. Grade. Dimmu Borgir. Modest Mouse. Pearl Jam. Sublime. The Space In Between. Shiloh. Sonic Youth. At the Drive In. The Mars Volta. Sparta. The Locust. Less Than Jake. Blur. Incubus. Cake. Elvis Presley. The Cramps. Sizzla. Beastie Boys. Deftones. With Lovers Eyes.

Movies:

The Time Machine, The Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction. COMEDY! Kevin Smith flicks. The 40 Year Old Virgin. Three Ninjas. Three Ninjas Kick Back. TMNT Trilogy. Broken Lizard flicks. Superman. Eurotrip. Old School. Indiana Jones Trilogy. Back to the Future Trilogy. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch. Office Space. Freddy Got Fingered.

Television:

Adult Swim. Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia. MacGyver. Full House. A.L.F. The Origional TMNT. Popeye. Step by Step. That 70s Show. My Name is Earl. The Office. Smallville. Superman: The Animated Series. Saved By the Bell. X- Files. Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Insomniac with Dave Attell. Boy Meets World. King of the Hill. Married With Children. National Geographic Channel. Food Network. Family Matters. Entourage.

Books:

The Emperor Wears No Clothes. Chemistry, Math, and Physics Textbooks. The Universe in a Nutshell. A Brief Moment in History. Curious George Books. Mainly books I can learn something from.

Heroes:

Superman. MacGyver. Isaac Newton and Johann Keplar for their amazing discoveries in the field of physics and calculus. Particularly the elliptical motion of the planets. I'm also a pretty big fan of Adenosine tri-phosphate, because without it plants could not use it to produce glucose, hence the food chain would crumble and we would not exist. Thank god for that, huh.