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MUMMY

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About Me

got a soft heart and a sharp tongue, sort of like teen skipper and the antichrist rolled into one. i wrangle unicorns professionally, though not exclusively. i like girls who spew venom, pose as rocket scientists, and primarily wear black. i like boys that tell the truth and know how to throw a punch, preferrably at the same time. i'm bubbling with love, boiling with hate, am second only to satan and have a direct line to god... cause really at the end of the day, it's all the same shit anyway.

My Interests

bunnies, vampires, unicorns, levis 503, art jocks, ufc fights, sleeping late, chai lattes, gold stars, rainbows, oysters, white wine, white sheets, red nail polish, parliaments, orange lighters, thumb drives, jeep wranglers, good penmanship, IM, votivo candles, big sapporos, tin foil, fred water, vintage heels, good conditioner, gold paperclips, clean laundry, photography books, horoscopes, blackberries, playing therapist, smelling sharpies, talking too much, being made fun of, writing screenplays, making money, winning oscars, passing notes, excellent penmanship, playing roulette, impressing people with my cooking, doing math and watching my friends become famous

I'd like to meet:

jake ryan, a porsche 911, a glass table and a birthday cake *boom*

Music:

sepiamusic, the kills, young love, greenskeepers, deftones, biggie, tv on the radio, willie nelson, the virgins, r kelly, beach boys, justin timberlake, joy division, iron & wine, david bowie, the zombies, xtina, britney, dipset, inxs, the black keys, mary j blige, marvin gaye, she wants revenge, jay-z, nine inch nails, south park mexicans, sneaker pimps, supertramp, de la soul, amy winehouse, lil kim, johnny cash, tupac and dolly parton

Movies:

breakfast at tiffanys, partygirl, purple rain, the game, rumblefish, kicking and screaming, usual suspects, things to do in denver when you're dead, garden state, street theif, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, clueless, cruel intentions, reservoir dogs, dazed and confused, lost in translation, wall street, groundhog day, ferris buller's day off, l.a. confidential, 25th hour, sixteen candles, breakfast club, pretty in pink, secret of my success, say anything and i like high fidelity, but only because of this 1: sense of humor. very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving. and she's got one of the best all time laughs in the history of all time laughs, she laughs with her entire body. 2: she's got character... she's loyal and honest, and she doesn't even take it out on people when she's having a bad day. that's character. 3: i miss her smell, and the way she tastes. it's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home. 4: i really dig how she walks around. it's like she doesn't care how she looks or what she projects and it's not that she doesn't care it's just, she's not affected I guess, and that gives her grace. 5: she does this thing in bed when she can't get to sleep, she kinda half moans and then rubs her feet together an equal number of times... it just kills me.

Television:

CALIFORNICATION. david duchovney, i am in love with you... no really i am

Books:

i mostly read star magazine... but i'm still smarter than you

Heroes:

cappello, catania and couture

My Blog

advice for the boys

from a little article i wrote a while back. I WANT YOUR TXTBack in the good-old days, in the year 2000 to be exact, I was in Miami for a standard week of debauchery when a girl friend saw me whip out ...
Posted by MUMMY on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

MYYYYYY SPACE

i wrote this last year for a friend's mag... the obsession has only gotten worse. xmummsI, ME MYSPACEIt took me 4 years before I gave into it. One day to become addicted to it. And now, 5 weeks later ...
Posted by MUMMY on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:05:00 PST

middle seat in the middle aisle

what the fuck do you mean when you say "good luck"? i'm not trying out for the cheerleading squad you dick. it's called my life. and when you say things like 'good luck with everything' after you tel...
Posted by MUMMY on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:46:00 PST