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Geoff

I make little kids cry. No. Really.

About Me

I like to write although I cannot spell.I fix things on people that, through the course of their life, that have damaged or broken. Dancers are my best customers and most rewarding patients. I have discovered a deep, uninhibited love for Newcastle and Fat tire. Brownies are my kryptonite; I like to eat the corners first. I think I'm friendly...I think...

Tiger Back
People Iced: 37
Undead Slaughtered: Five
Favorite Weapon 9mm Handgun
Arms Broken: Eight
Cockpunches: Twenty Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Motherfucking Zombies. All of them.
Get Your HITMAN Name

My Interests

I'm pretty much loving everything right now except the stupid.

I'd like to meet:

If I want to meet you you'll know.

Music:

I will listen to anything you steal.

Movies:

Anything that makes me laugh, has good kungfu, or will allow me to quote it later and snicker to myself.I hate people who open their phone in a theater. I want them to cease to exist.

Television:

The last few years have seen a definitive lack of ass to couch time.

Books:

I never learned to read. Shut up, it's not funny.

Heroes:

Anyone who keeps calm and confident in a situation which is out of control. Add a dose of wit and black humor into this mix and then you're my fucking hero.Heroes should also be able to take an arterial arc of blood hitting them across the face and not miss a beat.Accepting applicants: apply within.

My Blog

Shapechange.

I wanna be a puff of smokeI wanna be a puff of smokeI wanna be a puff of smoke.Fuck, fuck fuck fuck.It never works.
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

A violin in the metro station

I heard only 20 or 30 seconds of a violin solodropped in the crevice of a minor keyhe played aroundthoughtful and rich.Why it hit me so hard I don't understandbut it didand that's the important partis...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

Brian Smith

[ Taken from The Flying Elbow ]Usually I break it down into numbers and percentages.Nice and black on white paper. It's nothing. Really, when you look at the big picture it's not bad at all; a small p...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST

Lived to tell

Vegas has come and gone ohmysweetgod. WHAT a place. I am at least 5 pounds heavier and, by far, more tired than when I left but I have a deep feeling of friendship and fun which will more than satiat...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

Appendicular Atrophy

I think my fucking arms might fall off.    
Posted by Geoff on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:58:00 PST

December. Fuck.

December is quickly coming and with it a nightmare of rehearsal scheduling.Somedays you just want to get on a boat, point it wherever there is Rum and just go.This too shall pass...lets hope it passes...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:22:00 PST

2 Old Posts without a home

I found these two pieces of old posts stuffed away in a 'draft' folder. I don't know when they were written nor the cause of their creation but I thought I might as well take them out, dust them off, ...
Posted by Geoff on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST

Twilight and Shadow

I clicked the switch down and the room fell to darkness.I peered back over my shoulder as I left and as I did I saw a deep orange glow perfectly reflected off something lying across the countertop.The...
Posted by Geoff on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST

Love fucking sleeping.

Ohhh I get to sleep tonight! Fuck ya.Friday and Satruday nights will be filled with Carmina Burana and some other random good things. Sunday night is friends to chill with.A Pirate party coming up o...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST

Ohmygodsotired

Fatigued...again. Its my own god damn fault for staying up so late but I had some things to do so...a happy sacrifice I suppose.Over 2 months back and life still feels great...I'm actually thinking i...
Posted by Geoff on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST