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Bane of My Own Existence

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About Me

Physically, I'm tall and lean. Not much fat or muscle. Somehow I have a six pack despite the lack of working out.I'm a carefree fun lovin dude. Kinda spontaneous and weird, but not in a freaky way. Parkour is my sport of choice. Movies are cool, especialy one's where things go BOOM! I like aminals and wish I could talk to them but they usually run away. People say I'm funny. Nothing really bothers me, I just push it aside. I like to make witty come backs, especially ones that are sexually enuated.

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My Interests

Hanging with friends, Video Games, Movies, Reading, Trees, Squirrels, Parkour, and Paintballing.

I'd like to meet:

People who are smart, funny, and a little weird. All my friends have their qwirks. Some will randomly bite, lick, play with your nipples or a combonation of the three. Weird thinkers are the best, like, "If monkeys ruled the world, would bananas be currency? And when your parents say money doesn't grow on trees you can respond with yeah it does." People who can come up with stuff like that rock.Dane Cook, David Belle, Jason Statham, Jessica Alba, Christopher Walken and Hitler(so I could punch him)

Music:

Blue October, Green Day, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, System of a Down, The Postal Service. Techno rules.... pretty much anything but rap and country.

Movies:

Equilibrium, Boondock Saints, Spider-Man, X-Men, Superman, Batman, American Pies, Back to the Future Trilogy, Shawshank Redemption, Transporter, Lock Stock and Two Smokin Barrels, Butterfly Effect, Interview with a Vampire, and a whole lot more.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Smallville, Mind of Mencia, Robot Chicken, South Park, Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Books:

Gunslinger Series, Orson Scott Card writes good shit, so does Raymond E. Feist. Fantasy books are the best. I usuall browse the library for interesting covers. I know they say not to judge them that way, but I do.

Heroes:

Jason Statham is the man, I wanna be a stuntman just like him. Nightcrawler and Gambit, I wish I had their powers. "BAMF". Dane Cook is hilarious.

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My Blog

Edge Fest 16

I have finally been to a concert and it was Edge Fest 16. My sister got me and her two friends field tickets so we were able to get right near the stage. I saw in order:Bullet For My Valentine, Red Ju...
Posted by Alter Ego on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

What to do

As most of you should know, I've moved to Austin. I left my whole life behind to start anew. Why? My life was good. I had a wonderful girlfriend, whom I loved dearly, a nice job, and I could've moved ...
Posted by Alter Ego on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

Terri

My Heart is not breaking It's spliiting in two One half I'm keeping The other's for you...
Posted by Alter Ego on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

Breaking and Entering

On Saturday December 2, while everyone who lives at my house was at work, our place got ROBBED. I was about to get off work when Adam came in and informed me of the news. I don't have much of value ex...
Posted by Alter Ego on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

Cops

I drove to Stephenville with Adam and Terri to take Terri to the football game. We had to drop her of at 2 and the game didn't start till 7 so we had five hours to kill. We went to park my car in a sp...
Posted by Alter Ego on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

Halloween

I had a wonderfull Halloween this year. On Friday a couple of friends and I went to the away football game in North Crowley in costume. Amy was Wonder Woman, Furb was V, Purvis Was Jack Skellington, a...
Posted by Alter Ego on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:36:00 PST

Walmart No More

Well, I went into Walmart with one of my buddies the other week because he had to get a Virgin Mobile phone because he had previously lost his. Anyway, he got a phone and we were about to leave and I ...
Posted by Alter Ego on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:24:00 PST

My Future

I origonally planned on going to UNT for the furtherment of my education, planning on majoring in Mass Media, you know TV and radio stuff. I got accepted, because I'm a genius, but there was one probl...
Posted by Alter Ego on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST