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I'm a Certified Bartender!

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About Me

Oi! I'm Tobey. I'm a romantic. I can't get enough of making a woman feel the way women should feel all the time, make them feel like they're needed, feel like they couldn't be any happier anywhere else. This is my favorite part of any day. I am full-blood Scottish. I moved to Granbury, Tx from Edinburgh, Scotland when I was 11. I retain my accent to the utmost that I am capable of.Other than that, I love to play guitar and Bass. I adore to sing, especially if I have been inspired by a woman. I am a romantic and a gentleman. I drive a 1990 Honda CRX Si. I love my little rex and he's been thru a ton.Burn my fire and light up my life!!


Right Handed or Left Handed: Amidexterous
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalks
Your Weakness: Love, Hookah, And Brownies
Your Fears: Blue Ducks
Your Perfect Pizza: The kind I can eat.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a new apartment and have someone very special to me join me in it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish she were here...
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes I suppose... others might say something about the naughty bits but you'd have to see for yourself...
Your Bedtime: When I have nothing left to do.
Your Most Missed Memory: I missed it....
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper =p
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single when I'm with someone new or If I want to make it romantic. Group dates for fun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chicken E tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanillocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caramel Machiato?
Do you Smoke: Hookah only. (Not bad for you and non-addictive)
Do you Swear: Yeah.. sure do.
Do you Sing: All the time.
Do you Shower Daily: If i don't hit the shower before I pass out, I'll take one in the morning.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.... didn't get it right the first time.. time to try again.
Do you want to go to College: Been there.. done that..
Do you want to get Married: Without a doubt.
Do you belive in yourself: I have to! If i didn't, no one would. And then, like a fairytale, I would no longer exist.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd do me..
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, cause they act like teenagers
Do you like Thunderstorms: MMHMM
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and Bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hmm.. nope. *claps for himself*
In the past month have you Smoked: Only my Hookah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nopers.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep! Fun stuff too!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nah.. need to do that soon.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: box? show me a box of oreos..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah. I used to work at a Sushi Joint. lol
In the past month have you been on Stage: what do you consider a stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: I did it. But we patched things up cause neither of us really wanted to..
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.. Let's go!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nopers!
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah..
Ever been called a Tease: Never, If I say something, it's going down.
Ever been Beaten up: No, they've tried..
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, when I was younger.
How do you want to Die: Sleeping next to the love of my life, in a home with just her and I, once our kids are grown and successfull..
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Loved as much as any one person can be.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine, but sometimes short is good.
Height: Shorter than me, preferably.
Weight: Non-issue
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes them look the way they feel.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: none, all MP3s
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none, yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ruining a relationship before it even had a chance.
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My Interests

Music, V-games, cars, welding, dancing, singing, and finding a special girl..Girls, Games, and Guitar!
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

I'd like to meet:

New friends and a woman who knows how to treat a man who would hand them the world if he could.

Music:

blink until they died! now I'm lost and alone in a deep sea of never ending whining, lip-syncing, crappy bands.

Movies:

BENNY & JOON!Anything by Quinten Tarantino (kill bill 1 and 2, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, all that good stuff) anything that's funny is cool but I don't mind goin to see something on the lowdown too though, just for a girl. ^-^

Television:

[Adult Swim]
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Books:

Books? eh? wtf? I've got the internet, yo!

Heroes:

My dad for sure, he's always been there and I want to be able to have the same kind of caring yet firm attitude on life as he does!Levi McG. My best friend since before I can remember. He's always been there for me and He's the only man outside of my family that I can actually tell that I love him and mean it. He's like my brother.And Bruce Lee... Strong, Willful, Stern, Athletic, Brilliant, Honorable, Loving, and. on top of all of that.. a romantic like myself."Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the begining a flame, very pretty, Often fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and out love becomes as coals, Deep-burning and unquenchable." -Bruce Lee.

My Blog

Life finally starts..

So, I've found someone who makes me genuinely happy and makes the world melt away.. However surprising that may be to hear for some of my readers..And I am now on the roster for a Bartending school.I ...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:37:00 PST

The Imaginary Garden...

Okay... so my mom nodded off...She woke up freaking out that she'd fallen asleep and I told her that it's her fault for laying on a comfy bed in the dark in her pajamas...She proceeded to tell me that...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST

Goodbye World...

This life has tormented me, my mind, my body, my soulLove comes to me by the bushel.from every corner of the world.I am ready.I take it all in, loving all back.I choose one, to give mine all to.And ru...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:18:00 PST

A Fool's Eyes.

Only through a fool's eyes can one see what they truely want unfold before them...Life, though, is harsh and uncompromising. It does not give us what we want.One can see someone pure and perfect throu...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST

The World.

Don't fret, my love. I will come to you no mather the plight. Nothing shall stand in my way. I fly on the wings of my heart because you make me fly and make the distance seem like nothing between our ...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST

Emo-fied

Hey guys. So, this past weekend, I thought i'd take a leap and go do something kinda fun, change my look and such. So, I drove down to my parents' house and hung with them for a bit, then my mum and...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

Damn, this sucks bad!

Yeah, this sucks bad.. So, I'm on my way home to G-town so I can attend my first homecoming as alumni, right? about half way home my tire blows, I spin out, and I end up on the side of the road.. I ha...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

Sleepless

Yeah, so here I am, once again. Too tired to do anything, too nervous to sleep. I think it will be another night without the sleep that I need. I'm nervous because the woman that I'm falling for likes...
Posted by I'm a Certified Bartender! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:26:00 PST

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