Arnold

I'd like to meet:

A nice girl who can love me and whom I can love just as much if not more. And please hear me out, I'm not a bar-goer by nature, so I'd prefer it if you weren't. I much prefer intelligent, personality, and a bit of attitude over liking amaretto stone sours and cosmopolitans.Bands that actually have music on their pages.Rockers without egos.Scene kids who don't write lame poetry and who are actually happy with their life.Goths that don't hate the world.Stoners that can retain a job AND be regarded as a reliable employee.Basically people who don't perpetuate stereotypes...so that I don't have to make light of them and offend people.Vegetarians who sneak away in the middle of the night and eat beef and chicken and fish and pork and who stare into the night-time sky and shout "FUCK ANIMALS!!! THEY TASTE TOO FUCKING GOOD!!!"Republicans that are open-minded.Democrats that are true to their convictions and don't straddle the issues.Ann Coulter so I can punch her in the baby-maker.Bill O'reilly for the same reason.Al Franken for the same reason.Generally I'd just like to punch anyone in the junk that when you ask them "where do you stand politically?" they say anything other than "I vote for the person who I think is best suited for the job, regardless of beliefs and party."An ex-girlfriend here and there to provide a refill of motivation to succeed.And a partridge in a pear-tree...

Music:

12 Stones
30 Seconds to Mars
311
36 Crazyfists
40 Below Summer
40 Grit
A Life Once Lost
Aborted
Absu
Accept
Agent Steel
Agent Zero
All That Remains
Allele
Alston
Amorphis
An End to Flesh
Anberlin
Andromeda
Anew Revolution
Angel Dust
Annihilator
Anthrax
Aphasia
Arch Enemy
Arcturus
Arise
Armored Saint
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
At All Cost
At The Gates
Atreyu
Audioslave
Avenged Sevenfold
Ayreon
Beyond Fear
Biomechanical
Bleeding Through
Blind Guardian
Blinded Colony
Blood Stain Child
Bloodsimple
Blue Murder
Bon Jovi
Breaking Benjamin
Bring Me The Horizon
Bruce Dickinson
Bullet for My Valentine
Burn in Silence
Burn Season
Cadaver
Candiria
Cannibal Corpse
Capharnaum
Carnifex
Cattle Decapitation
Chiaroscuro
Chicago
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Circle II Circle
Close To Home
Coal Chamber
Cold
Communic
Construcdead
Coroner
Corrosion of Conformity
Cradle of Filth
Crazytown
Creed
Crematory
Crimson Glory
Cryptopsy
Cynic
Daath
Damageplan
Dark Funeral
Dark New Day
Dark Tranquility
Darkane
Darwin’s Waiting Room
Dave Uhrich
Deadlock
Death
Decrepit Birth
Deeds of Flesh
Deftones
Deicide
Demons & Wizards
Dew-Scented
Diecast
Dillinger Escape Plan
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Disarmonia Mundi
Dissection
Disturbed
Ditchwater
Divine Heresy
Dokken
Dope
Dragonforce
Dragonlord
Dream Theater
Dying Fetus
Earth Crisis
Edguy
Eighteen Visions
Emeth
Emperor
Enforsaken
Engel
Enthroned
Entombed
Evergrey
Evidence One
Exhumed
Exilia
Exodus
Extreme
Eyes Set to Kill
Faded Embrace
Faktion
Fall Out Boy
Farmer Boys
Fates Warning
Fear Factory
Filter
Finntroll
First Signs of Frost
Five Pointe 0
Flaw
Flotsam And Jetsam
Forbidden
Forged Upon Fate
From Autumn to Ashes
From Zero
Funeral for a Friend
Gamma Ray
Gardenian
Geezer
George Lynch
Gizmachi
Glassjaw
God Forbid
Gorguts
Gotthard
Grave Digger
Grief of Emerald
Guao Apes
Halford
Hammerfall
Hate Eternal
Hatesphere
HavocHate
Head Control System
Heathen
Heaven Shall Burn
Hector Berlioz
Hegemon
Hell Within
Helloween
Helstar
Hoobastank
Hour Glass
Human Remains
Hypocrisy
Iced Earth
Ill Nino
Immersed In Blood
Immolation
Immortal
Impellitteri
In Flames
In-Quest
Internecine
Into Eternity
Invocator
Ion Dissonance
Iron Maiden
Iron Savior
Jag Panzer
James Murphy
Jean Sibelius
Jeff Healey
Job for a Cowboy
Joe Satriani
John Coltrane
Journey
Joy Basu
Judas Priest
Kalmah
Kamelot
Karate High School
Karl Orff
Katsumoto
Killswitch Engage
King Diamond
King’s X
Korn
Kreator
Laaz Rockit
Labyrinth
Lacuna Coil
Lamb of God
Liege Lord
Limp Bizkit
Lithic
Living Sacrifice
Lordi
Losing Sun
Lost Horizon
Lostprophets
Lydia
Lykathea Aflame
Lynch Mob
Lyzanxia
Macabre
Machine Head
Machinemade God
Mactatus
Madina Lake
Magnitude 9
Maintain
Malevolent Creation
Manegarm
Manowar
Manticora
Marc Rizzo
Maryr
Masterplan
Mayhem
Megadeth
Melechesh
Merauder
Mercenary
Merciful Fate
Meshuggah
Metalium
Metallica
Miles Davis
Mirror Mirror
Misery Signals
Mnemic
Monstrosity
Moonsorrow
Morbid Angel
Motley Crue
Motorhead
Mudvayne
Mushroomhead
Myrkskog
Naglfar
Napalm Death
National Product
Necrophagist
Neil Diamond
Nevermore
Night In Gales
Nightrage
Nightwish
Nile
Node
Noise Therapy
Nonpoint
November’s Doom
Nural
Old Man’s Child
One Minute Silence
Opeth
Origin
Overkill
Pain
Pantera
Paradise Lost
Passenger
Pax 217
Phoenix Mourning
Poison The Well
Premonitions of War
Primal Fear
Primordial
Primus
Protest The Hero
Pulse Ultra
Queen
Queensryche
Quo Vadis
Ra
Rage
Rage Against the Machine
Ratt
Raunchy
Re:actor
Redemption
Response Negative
Reveille
Rollins Band
Sacred Reich
Sadus
Saliva
Samael
Sammy Hagar
Sanctuary
Savatage
Scar Symmetry
Scariot
Scarve
Sentenced
Sevendust
Shadows Fall
Sikth
Simon Says
Sinch
Sinner
Sinners Bleed
Skid Row
Skinlab
Slaves on Dope
Slayer
Slipknot
Snot
Soilwork
Solitude Aeternus
Sonata Arctica
Sonic Syndicate
Sonny Rollins
Spineshank
Spiral Architect
Spoken
Star One
Steve Vai
Stormlord
Story of the Year
Strapping Young Lad
Stratovarius
Strength Behind Tears
Strength In Numbers
Stuck Mojo
Styx
Submersed
Subway to Sally
Suffocation
Suicide Silence
Summon
Suspiria
Switched
Sybreed
Symphony X
Symphorce
Tad Morose
Tarot
Tears From The Sky
Terror 2000
Testament
Textures
The Arcane Order
The Crown
The Defaced
The Forsaken
The Human Abstract
The Killer Apathy
The Livid
The Quiet Room
The Receiving End of Sirens
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Static Drift
The Used
Threat Signal
Thrice
Thunderstone
Thyrfing
Tony MacAlpine
Tool
Trapt
Tristania
Trivium
Twisted Sister
Type O Negative
Unloco
Unmoored
Urkraft
Vader
Van Halen
Vanilla Ice
Victor Wooten
Vintersorg
Vision of Disorder
Vital Remains
White Zombie
Whitesnake
Widescreen Mode
Winger
Within Y
Xentrix
Yattering
Zero 1 Zero
Zero Hour
Zimmers Hole
Zyklon

…and countless others that I’m too stupid to think of as I type out this list.

Movies:

The Legend of 1900
You Kill Me
300
Sin City
A Bridge Too Far
Das Boot
Pornstar - the Legend of Ron Jeremy
Apocalypse Now
The Lost
Pulp Fiction
...And Now For Something Completely Different
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Tank Girl
Evil Dead trilogy
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
The Bourne trilogy
The Man with no name trilogy ("The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly," etc.)
and basically almost any stand-up comedy DVD EXCEPT for any Jerry Seinfeld crap or any of that stupid redneck comedy bullshit...I don't know why you idiots think they're funny.

Television:

Burn Notice, Deadliest Catch, CSI, House M.D., Band of Brothers, Family Guy, any shows that focus on actual Police videos/Dash cams (Disorderly Conduct, The World's Scariest Police Videos, etc.) and oddly enough I think I've developed a guilty pleasure for Star Trek: The Next Generation and a fixation on Jeri Ryan's character Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager.

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Books:

and many many MANY comic books (Hellblazer, Punisher, Green Arrow, Daredevil, Preacher, and pretty much anything that Alan Moore, Garth Ennis, Chuck Dixon, Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith, Mike Carey, Brian Azzarello, Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee, Mark Silvestri, and Joe Quesada have a hand in...)

Heroes:

Anyone that puts more than the average amount of thought into their day.....