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my name is whitney and i love biff. i also love: music, my puppy, alkaline trio, my engagement ring, penguins, cyanide and happiness, sarcasm, and crude humor.
stop reading this and get a life. go play outside.
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dig up dead bodies, ask the courpse how the afterlife works

i work in a nursing home surounded by death where every incredible life is comming to a fulfilling end. i really get to know the residents, i love them like family, no doubt. when one of them dies, it...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:14:00 GMT

rocket man

Christmas has always been cheesy. We're expected to feel a warm and loving attitude topped with a little cinnemon. We're supposed to build up a stack of presents to show people how much we care. We're...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:00:00 GMT

alk3

biff took me to an alkaine trio concert last night. it was so pimp that i wanted to pee. it's soo cool that we got to go. biff didn't give up when the tickets were sold out. it was in chicago...but in...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:28:00 GMT

what could i possibly name this blog

i've been meaning to write this blog for a while, but the events of the last 24 hours has prompted this.biff is the best...ever. for many reasons. but instead of going on and on (which i know he'd lik...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:01:00 GMT

why did the chicken cross the road?

Douglas Adams: Forty-two. Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:20:00 GMT

chi up

Chin up, chin upEverybody love a happy faceWear it, share itIt'll brighten up the darkest place Twinkle, sparkleLet a little sunshine inYou'll be on the right sideLooking at the bright sideUp with you...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:11:00 GMT

six months is only the begining

For our six month anniversary (which is today! may 15 2008) Biff surprised me with tickets to see alkaline trio! Now..if you know me...you also know that alk3 is god. tickets were sold out after a few...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:55:00 GMT

my hardworking love

dating someone who works at a dead-end job providing idle services for the public is okay. i mean, they make money and prove themselves not to be absent-minded, but biff if deffinatly not that pe...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:03:00 GMT

shoutout

THIS IS A SHOUT OUT MOTHERFUCKER. to: biff ian lindsay brie kthx
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:58:00 GMT

stop, drop, and roll

dogs prove their dominance, authority, and ownership by rolling over an inferior item; dogs have it right. why didn't we think of it first? my proposal is that humans roll over everything their heart ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:36:00 GMT