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sTeviE i

if you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

About Me


www.monkeydevil.com

steve

T hy wayward clay-brained nut-hook hath a common-kissing barnacle.

T hou art a dissembling swag-bellied ratsbane.

T hy pribbling tardy-gaited nut-hook hath a dizzy-eyed giglet.

T hy qualling half-faced pignut hath a rough-hewn harpy.

T hy tottering boil-brained gudgeon hath a reeling-ripe vassal.

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Mode:

One of 325 million Shakespearean insults by Insult-O-Matic

My Interests

muzica , earth - and moving around it, pubs, bars, clubs, chicks, drinking, fighting, getting mangled, extra-curricular lunar-activities, indoor gardening, drums/bongos, meth(S) amphetamine(S), + crosswords. + general generalities..

I'd like to meet:

Nymphomaniacs, PyroManiacs, Hypochondriacs & Cleptomaniacs.
TRIPPY....
CLASSIC GAMES....PACMAN!TETRIS!GOLF!SONIC!

Music:

house, techno, old skool hip-hop, breakbeat, electro, turnatablism, alternative, 80's, 70's, 60's, disco, funk, chillout, bits of everything

Movies:

stanley kubrick, george romeros and hitchcock, cheech and chong, the blues brothers, dead mans shoes, midnight cowboy, the three amigos, time bandits, stir crazy, see no evil hear no evil, shawshank redemption, creepshow, monty pythons, reservoir dogs, goodfellas, horrors, skin flicks ;) shit loads i cant remember.

Television:

strutter, partridge, league of gentlemen, jackass, knight rider, streethawk, tales of the unexpected, chips, starsky and hutch, the professionals, only fools and horses, travel sick, David attenborough's quality, songs of praise, nowt good on tv nowdays :(

Books:

autobiographies, factual crime stuff and the fabulous furry freak brothers.

Heroes:

my four bro's, eddie hitler, jack the stripper, god, the dope man, rocco, sheriff john bunnell, oliver reed, mike strutter, food/beverage/drug delivery people, my pals...................................... ............................................. ......................................... ..........................When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life to the fullest so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. .................... ........................ .............................................. ......................................... .................................... ..................................... ........................................ ............................................ ..........A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say.......................................... ............................................ ................................................. ............................................. ............................................... ................................................ .....................Be a friend. You don't need money: Just a disposition sunny; Just the wish to help another Get along some way or other; Just a kindly hand extended Out to one who's unbefriended; Just the will to give or lend, This will make you someone's friend.Be a friend. You don't need glory. Friendship is a simple story. Pass by trifling errors blindly, Gaze on honest effort kindly, Cheer the youth who's bravely trying, Pity him who's sadly sighing; Just a little labor spend On the duties of a friend.Be a friend. The pay is bigger (Though not written by a figure) Than is earned by people clever In what's merely self-endeavor. You'll have friends instead of neighbors For the profits of your labors; You'll be richer in the end Than a prince, if you're a friend............................... ...................................... ...................................... ...................................................

My Blog

a pale blue dot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_Blue_Dot We succeeded in taking that picture [from deep space], and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you know, e...
Posted by sTeviE i on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:49:00 PST

car bombs bring us together.

loved the fact that everyone was having a good time and chatting and stuff ...happy bombing days!!   LONDON, England (CNN) -- The congestion charge helped get traffic moving in central London. F...
Posted by sTeviE i on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:21:00 PST

www.myspace.com/neverstoptheparty

party saturday night. come. its gonna be good. palace area. shweet. xx
Posted by sTeviE i on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

knocking the snout on the head.

  I've decided to give up smoking. Wish me luck. Haven't had a cigarette yet today which is good for me coz normally as soon as I open my eyeballs I'm lighting up,  before I even scratc...
Posted by sTeviE i on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST

may i take your jacket sir?

yes you fuckin may, thank you. walking down to the train station today, it was boiling. the sun beating down so much so i had to take of my jacket, sweeet i'm thinking, summers nearly here and with a ...
Posted by sTeviE i on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

Two of my brothers might die.

That got your attention :) but they still might, look....   http://www.indianadventure.co.uk/   ..and sponsor them if you can, its for a good cause....
Posted by sTeviE i on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:48:00 PST

Quotes of a legend....

classic quotes & words of wisdom from the legend.... For the criminals, cash is for taking, cars are for chasing and law is for breaking When the cops take him down, they take him down HARD. I...
Posted by sTeviE i on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:10:00 PST

mad dreams part deux.

..another one last night, again it was hazy but in it, for some reason, i cut my feet off (inn the bath) and put them at the bottom of  mount galilee as a gift to god...   bit spiritual...
Posted by sTeviE i on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:49:00 PST

Chain letter rant..

Hello, my name is ----- and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Kent...
Posted by sTeviE i on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:40:00 PST

mad dreams...

i had a dream last night, cant remember most of it, but the gist of it was we where driving from thailand to brixton but ended up getting lost in clapham, so we decided to drive back and get a fl...
Posted by sTeviE i on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:12:00 PST