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Cannibal Campout

...I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very cont

About Me

Yeah, I am all about me.

My Interests

You is my only interest.

I'd like to meet:

Your pets, preferably.

Music:

Billy Ray Cyrus, My Dying Bride, John Tesh, Chumbawamba, Skee-Lo, Aqua, Clay Aiken, Geto Boys, Gerardo, Dixie Chicks, Color Me Badd, Wrecks-N-Effect, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, Pissing Razors, Deicide, Right Said Fred, Earth Wind & Fire, Crash Test Dummies, Kriss Kross, Boyz II Men, Warren G featuring Nate Dogg, Cinderella, Rednex

Movies:

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, The Big Green, The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love, Motorama, Light it Up, Normal Life, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, 3 Ninjas Kick Back, Catwoman, Just My Luck, 18 Again, Phat Girlz, Blown Away (or a quick way to beat your meat to Nicole Eggert), Chasers (or a quick way to beat your meat to Erika Eleniak), The Piano (or a quick way to beat your meat to Harvey Keitel), Waterworld, Marci X, From Justin to Kelly, Chariots of Fire, Hiding Out (What is Jon Cryer?), Battlefield Earth, Kazaam, What a Girl Wants, Ishtar, You Got Served, Judge Dredd, Welcome to Woop Woop (I love Johnathon Scheheahchech), American Ninja, Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties, North, Eight Below, Drumline, Ghost Dad, Taxi, Barb Wire, Xanadu, Midnight Madness (A Wacky what?), The 6th Man, Farwell my Concubine, The Honeymooners remake

Television:

Antiques Roadshow, Northern Exposure, A Different World, The Richard Bey Show, Chicago Hope, Ellen, Walker, Texas Ranger, Joey, Baywatch, Saved by the Bell: The New Class, The Ashlee Simpson Show, Hill Street Blues, The 5th Wheel

Books:

I stopped doing that.

Heroes:

Hervé Villechaize, Mini Me, Wee Man, Parry, Neil Patrick Harris, and T.R. Night.