Going to Posh bars..
Taking women to my sound proof room..
Talking to the fat friend..
Being smooth..
Reading the Karma Sutra..
Adding my own ideas to the Karma Sutra..
Watching Love Island..
Visiting the Family Planning Clinic.. Because I have sex a lot.. With girls.. Women girls.
Hugging my pet bunny.. Which I don't have.. Because I'm a man..
Making cocktails.. Shaken not stirred.. Like 007 baby.
The guy who first used the chat-up line "Did it hurt? Well, when you fell from heaven 'cause you're an angel baby.".. Amateur.
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Achknowledgement..
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Not into many bands.. More of a case of individual songs.. these consist of:David Rose - The Stripper
Shirley Bassey - Hey Big Spender
Abba - Dancing Queen
The Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
Los Del Rio - Macarena
Village People - YMCA (I'm not gay.. It's just got rythmn.)
Aqua - Candyman
The Bee Gees - Saturday Night Fever
Boy George - Karma Chameleon
Boy George - You Spin Me Right Round
David Bowie - Dance Magic Dance
Kelis - Milkshake
Enrique Iglesias - Escape
Enrique Iglesias - Hero
Tom Jones - Sex Bomb
Madonna - Hey Mr. DJ
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Salt 'N' Pepper - Push It
Ottis - When A Man Loves A Woman
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
Ricky Martin - Livin' Da Vida Loca
Whigfield - Saturday Night
Moulin Rougue (I'm seriously not gay.. Just sensitive.. Manly sensitive.)
Titanic (I so did not cry.)
Others.. But I'll add them later.
Love Island!
Big Brother
Lost
I'm a Celebrity! Get me out of here!
Emerdale
Corrie
Home and Away
Eastenders
Neighbours.
The Kama Sutra baby..I could do stuff to you that you didn't think was possible! ;D
Tom Jones.His hair.. His voice.. His good looks..He reminds me of me when I was less smooth.