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You know you're from Texas,...-When you begin & end conversations with "ALREADY"
-When you hear "SYRUP", you automatically think drank; not the condiment
-You call people "KINFOLK" even tho they're not related to you
-You can finish the lines:
"What's the_____deal/ Man hold____/Got too much___in my___
-You fuck with McDonalds 8 days a week
-A 102 degrees is normal
-At least one of your highschool teachers was a coach
-You know @ least 15 people @ Prairie View
-You know Hwy. 35 and I-10 and 20 can get you ANYWHERE
-You remember when Paul Wall and Chamillionaire went hard as a team
-"T.Jones" is reserved for Mamas
-You know the truth: Mike Jones really ain't that good WHO ?
-Calling your girl a bitch will get you leaned on
-You know the meaning of:
*Poppin trunk
*Boppa
*Swanga(s)
*Slab
*Cakin
*"Throwed"
-Dominoes is just as much apart of the family reunion as the family
-You have never said "you all" in your life (Y'ALL Know what it do)
-You have a porch, not a stoop
-You say thats what that "is" or "aint"
-You love Cadillacs and Caprises; it's in your blood
-You miss the REAl Fuck Actions (hell yea )
-You know what it means to "roll a big body"
IF U R A TRUE TEXAN PASS THIS ON TO ALL YA TEXAN FRIENDS. FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT FROM TEXAS, U WILL PROBABLY FIND IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS BEING TALKED ABOUT...SORRY THAT'S JUST WHAT IT IS