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RuDee

Good luck'll rub off when I shakes hands with you.

About Me

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1. I don't practice Santeria

2. I ain't got no crystal ball

3. I had a million dollars, but I...I spent it all.

Onto the scheduled blurb.

It would be easier--and prettier--if I could just glue some descriptive cutouts onto a piece of cardboard like we did in 2nd grade. I'm an average joe-ette, I'm a walking anachronism. I'm a paradox, I'm boring. I'd like to call myself an artist--I'd also like to call myself sane. With effort, I can commit to being one or the other, depending on the day. Look closer.

Oh, and I love Imia...

My Interests

^^hey, pay attention to the song. it feels dejected...you insensitive bastard.

Poetry, Slam, getting more wall art than I have walls for, Painting, Music, Oscar Wilde, Pretending I can play guitar, Filmmaking, going to treatment for a books and movies acquisition fetish, Art, Shakespeare, Acting, Piano, Alan Ginsberg, Trying not to be a Lolita, daydreaming and causing chaos.

"You might as well just summarize your interests and say 'white boys' " -The ever pragmatic Alleganian (aka Michele Smith)

www.elevensevenfilms.com (two weeks and counting)

I'd like to meet:

About you

Well, the most important things you need to know:

1. I don't practice Santeria

2. I ain't got no crystal ball

3. I had a million dollars, but I...I spent it all.

Onto the scheduled blurb.

It would be easier--and prettier--if I could just glue some descriptive cutouts onto a piece of cardboard like we did in 2nd grade. I'm an average joe-ette, I'm a walking anachronism. I'm a paradox, I'm boring. I'd like to call myself an artist--I'd also like to call myself sane. With effort, I can commit to being one or the other, depending on the day. Look closer.

Oh, and I love Imia.

HEY?!

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Jesus, James Frey (yes, even after the novocaine--or lack thereof), Francois Truffaut, Craig Ferguson, Doug Yanci Funnie, William H. Macy, Steve from Blues Clues, Robert Downey Jr., Adam Sandler, Anderson Cooper, Belle (yes, the Disney character), Ben Stiller, Oscar Wilde, Tom Hanks, Keanu Reeves, Thoreau, James Dean, Holden Caulfied, Princess Jasmine, Kerouac, Pinky & The Brain, Baz Luhrman, C-Slate, George Clooney and most importantly...Spongebob Squarepants.

Music:

Rock, Jamie Cullum, Nat King Cole, Soul, James Blunt, Ray LaMontagne, Shirley Bassey, Dinah Washington, Da Classiks (aka Beethoven and his contemporaries), Jazz, Beth Hart, Reggaeton, Sam Cooke, Scissor Sisters, Amir Diab, Michael Buble, Thicke, World Music, Maroon 5, Lauryn Hill, Oldies, Buddha Bar, Maroon 5, Elton John, Matchbox 20, Gavin DeGraw, Jason Mraz, The Wallflowers, Amos Lee, Keys, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Harry Connick Jr., Greenday

Movies:

Love Actually, Garden State, Pump Up The Volume, Napoleon Dynamite, Untamed Heart, Romeo + Juliet, Bed of Roses, United States of Leland, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Forrest Gump, About A Boy, Moulin Rouge, Edward Scissorhands, Only You, The Notebook, Memento, Anything with Johnny Depp, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, That Thing You Do, Hustle and Flow, Capote and of course, Ferris Beuller's Day Off

Television:

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, Spongebob Squarepants, Anderson Cooper 360, Nip/Tuck, Family Matters, any and all oldschool Nicktoons (think Rugrats--not Rocketpower), Alias, Biography Channel, History Channel, Turner Classics (holla), The Jeffersons, Fresh Prince, Masterpiece Theatre

Books:

Les Miserables, My Friend Leonard, A Million Little Pieces, Hamlet, Catcher In The Rye, Candide, The Notebook, Everything Is Illuminated, The Importance of Being Earnest, Clockwork Orange, The Bluest Eye, The Portrait of Dorian Gray

Heroes:

quotes are a much of use of space here. yeah, executive decision.

"When I was a baby, I fell into a box of glitter--and I've been shining ever since..." -Anonymous

"If the music is good, people don't listen. If the music is bad, people don't talk." -Oscar Wilde

"So young, so angry--damn that rap music!" -Le Iguana

There was a boy. A very strange, enchanted boy. They say he wandered very far, very far over land and sea. A little shy, and sad of eye, but very wise was he. And then one day, a magic day he passed my way. While we spoke of many things, fools and kings, this he said to me "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return". -Eden Ahbez

"Eat the FOOD, Tina!" -Napoleon Dynamite

"Better is open rebuke than hidden love. Wounds from a friend can be trusted, but an enemy multiplies kisses." -Proverbs 27:5

Sometimes when something really cool happens to me, I'll wait for two weeks until I tell poeple about it. Just 'cause I like using the word 'fortnight' -Unknown

"He watched her. He took his time. Had he known that he was about to enter a tunnel whose only egress was his own annihilation, would he have turned away? Perhaps. Perhaps not." -Arundhati Roy

"Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." -Samantha

"People who do math for fun are potential geeks. People who do chemistry for fun are potential meth dealers." -Unknown

My Blog

*taps mic*

hey. hey, is this thing on? :looks around, shiftily fiddles with belt loops. kicks invisible rock. clears throat: uh...its come to my attention that um...the cool points are out the window and i...
Posted by RuDee on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:02:00 PST

on the 1700's vibe...

so, i just wrote my first love letter. correction. i just sent my first love letter. if i had a dime for every smitten, half-baked utterance that took up two pages and an ounce of ink...well, i'd just...
Posted by RuDee on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

everybody's smilin' (sunshine daa-ay)

i had a good day today. *that is all. and ps i am getting tattoo(s) *for more information, please see the various poetry and deleted scenes in my upsoming film(s) that are based on all t...
Posted by RuDee on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:56:00 PST

jules et jim

The thing I thought was worth a mention today, is the massive sense of betrayal one feels when something from an email someone sent you makes its way, unchanged, onto a blog. I find it perso...
Posted by RuDee on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:06:00 PST

in blatant defiance of modernity

my ipod broke. it was very old (1st gen.) and died of natural causes. to replace it...i bought a walkman. yes, as in $19.99 and only plays radio. that's right. stickin' it to the man...one fuzzy sta...
Posted by RuDee on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:55:00 PST

...screw it

i was trying to get out of here without some attention-whore valentine's day spectacular. but, i can't keep it in. since i can't get this to the person who needs to hear it most, and also would be too...
Posted by RuDee on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:45:00 PST

life = hilarity

if i may quote my friend tickle-me-elmo: "hehehehehehehe....that's funny."  here are things that made me smile today. -at the drugstore, i saw two grown men about to gauge eachother's eyes out ov...
Posted by RuDee on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:06:00 PST

...even robots love Emerald Nuts

Would you like to be entertained? I mean wildly, inordinately amused? emeraldnuts.com oh my god. my god. Embellished Mailmen Eagerly Riding A Large Dragster Normally Underutili...
Posted by RuDee on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:25:00 PST

two points for myspace

at the beginning of this whole blog setup process...as though they know as well as i do the abyss i'm about to go into, it says "hey, blogging is easy. don't worry, if you don't like it, just press de...
Posted by RuDee on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:13:00 PST

why not...

i'm highly disillusioned with people at the moment.really.does it ever seem that people are just...restless? not restless in some kind of grand, rhett butler sense. no, much more like an agitated pupp...
Posted by RuDee on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:10:00 PST