My own attempt at a Bloodninja |
The Bloodninja blogs have been around since the beginning of the internet, however, up until now I haven't had the oppertunity to practice the great works of Bloodninja. Today, a naive girl from NYC I...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 14:40:00 GMT |
Funny ass bus story. |
Alright, here's the set up.
I ride the bus 5 days out of the week to PCC and almost everytime I'm on it something crazy, or weird, or completely insane happens. I could be here for hours typing up all...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:34:00 GMT |
I woke up this morning and something strange had happened. |
Let me take you through exactly how I wake up every morning
1. Open my eyes.
2. Yawn.
3. Make sure I still have my penis.
4. Make sure my arms are working fine.
5. Masterbate.
Now as...
Posted by on Sun, 15 May 2005 19:41:00 GMT |
So I just saw Sahara. |
First off, there will be a lot spoilers in this blog, so don't read if you haven't seen the movie. On the other hand if you have seen it, or you don't plan on seeing it, or you don't give a shit about...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:30:00 GMT |
TONY'S TURNING 18 HIDE YOUR MOM'S!!! |
That's right. Hide em' and hide em' good because I am turning 18 biznotches. Why should you hide them? I'll give you a hint.
I'M GOING TO BE FREAKING LEGAL!
No MILF will be safe from the Tonster...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Mar 2005 08:10:00 GMT |
Foiled again... Damn it... (and elimination part 2) |
I had just concluded whom I was going to delete from my myspace.com friends list, when all of a sudden, out of the blue, TWO people added me. Can you say "shit"? As shocked as I was, I knew what had t...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Mar 2005 07:47:00 GMT |
Elimination. (Part 1) |
Being that I have a strong dislike for double digit numbers besides 10 and 69, I am afraid one of you will have to be deleted from my myspace friends list. I know it sounds mean and you'll probably sp...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:48:00 GMT |
Air guitar |
Guitar players are idolized by women. This is true in most cases, but what about failed guitar players like myself? Shouldn't we be idolized by women too? I think so.
Ladies and gents, let me intro...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 19:24:00 GMT |
2nd blog entry omg gogo read now! |
Okay so I don't have a real picture of me up yet because all my old ones are, well, old. So I decided to plan out what I want my picture to be. My plan so far is to get a cardboard (maybe paper, I am ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 01:35:00 GMT |
