I hate Orbitz |
I hate Orbitz. I saw a new Orbitz commercial the other day that reminded me of how much Orbitz blows. The new commercial features a chorus of blue, zombie-like assholes singing along with an annou...
Posted by Maddox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Proof that wealth can't buy class: The top four ugliest cars on the road |
I'm noticing that the big trend in the auto industry lately has been to go bankrupt by making cars that look as shitty as possible. I don't get it, things were going fine and then all of a sudden ever...
Posted by Maddox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
If you have a loud-mouthed, bitchy girlfriend with an obnoxious laugh... |
Consider Masturbation.
Have you ever been driving around and you ask your woman to do something trivial and suddenly it turns into a civil rights movement? Why is everything a power struggle with ...
Posted by Maddox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why are black people so funny during sex? |
What's up with the black guy?
Posted by Maddox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Things Elizabeth Smart could have done to escape her captors. |
The nut job who kidnapped her calls himself "Emmanuel," and I have to give him credit because Emmanuel is a much more compelling name for a cult leader than "Brian." After he became a suspect, his ste...
Posted by Maddox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
