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Ninjas pwn pirates

Finally! Someone let me out of my cage...

About Me

Taller than you remembered, more bookish than is healthy, gentler than you’d expect, and clumsier than any one else, I am a teacher who loves his job and a dad who loves being a father. I like running and working out, cooking for others, and telling jokes that you have to think about. As for women, I think that there is no such thing as too smart or too driven. Lithe would be nice; playful would be even better. However, we may not get along if your picture is just a body part, you are flipping the world off, or you are “proud to be a bitch.” In any event, I want to meet new people and it would be nice to hear from someone who gives good email.

My Interests

Constructive postmodernism (as opposed to deconstructive postmodernism), noir, pangolins, graphic novels, NPR, metaphysics,"The Onion," photography, over-priced coffee, cats, "Get Your War On," green curry, feminists, the Ozarks, vampires, jazz trumpet, bare feet, being single.

I'd like to meet:

I don't need to meet any celebrities. But I do like people who are curious, who ask questions, who like to probe. I like deep people. I like hungry people. I like obsessions and passions and quirks. I like square pegs, nerds, and geeks. But please: no friend requests if we don't know each other. First pick something from my interests or from your imagination, and start a conversation about it.
Also -- new thing -- I want you to send me poems that blow you away.

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Music:

The Roots, Rilo Kiley, Afro-Cuban All-Stars, Gorillaz, Thelonius Monk, The Black Keys, Etta James, Sun Kil Moon, Bill Evans, Dave Matthews, Sarah MacLachlan, Outkast, Drums and Tuba, NIN, Prince, Audioslave, Miles Davis, Ani Difranco, Steely Dan, Jack Johnson, Nina Simone, Tom Waits, Beck, Me'shell Ndegeocello, Van Morrison, Eminem, Ali Farka Toure, Chili Peppers, Weather Report, Danger Mouse. Gone but not forgotten: Rage against the Machine, The Clash, Nirvana, Public Enemy.

Movies:

I love movies of all kinds, but especially dark comedies and mind f*ck movies: Memento, Pulp Fiction, Spirited Away, Almost Famous, The Usual Suspects, American History X, The Iron Giant, Sixth Sense, Slingblade, Made, Do the Right Thing, Three Kings, Apocalypse Now, Coppola's The Conversation, Snatch, Dr. Strangelove, Swingers, 28 Days Later, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Grosse Point Blank, Shaun of the Dead, Tarkovsky's Stalker, Kung Fu Hustle, The Departed, anything by David Lynch, Hiyao Miyazaki, Quentin Tarantino, Monty Python, Charlie Kaufman, Christopher Guest, David Fincher, the Coen brothers.

Television:

What is television?

Books:

Favorite authors in PHILOSOPHY:
Charles Hartshorne, Alfred North Whitehead, William James, John Dewey, Maurice Merleau-Ponty, Donald Davidson.
In POLITICS:
Noam Chomsky, Katha Pollitt, Barbara Ehrenreich, Chalmers Johnson.
Best LITERATURE I read last year:
Max Barry, "Jennifer Government." Gregory Maguire, "Wicked," Annie Proulx, "Close Range: Wyoming Stories." Tim O'Brien, "The Things They Carried." Brian K. Vaughn, "Ex Machina," vol. 1-4.

Heroes:

Race traitors like John Brown.

My Blog

military lawyers quitting over rigged Gitmo trials

Gitmo Trials Rigged from the StartBy Ross Tuttle, The Nation. Posted February 21, 2008.Secret evidence. Denial of habeas corpus. Evidence obtained by waterboarding. Indefinite detention. The litany of...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:10:00 PST

somewhere i have never travelled

somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyondany experience, your eyes have their silence:in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,or which i cannot touch because they are too nearyour...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:39:00 PST

Rilke for the evening

EveningThe sky puts on its darkening blue coatheld for it by a row of ancient trees;you watch: and the lands grow distant in your sight, one journeying to heaven, one that falls;and leave you, not at ...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:44:00 PST

Be careful of words, even the miraculous ones.

WordsBe careful of words,even the miraculous ones.For the miraculous ones we do our best,sometimes they swarm like insectsand leave not a sting but a kiss.They can be good as fingers.They can be trust...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:43:00 PST

Celans joy

So many constellations thatare held out to us. I was,when I looked at you - when? -outside bythe other worlds.O these ways, galactic,O this hour, that weighednights over for us intothe burden of our ...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:37:00 PST

Rilke’s heartbreaker

[To Lou Andreas-Salome] I I kept myself too open, I forgot that outside there are not just Things, not just animals at home within themselves, whose eyes do not reach out from their life's roundness d...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST

What Happens at a CIA Black Site

What Happens at a CIA 'Black Site'By Amy Goodman, King Features Syndicate. Posted December 19, 2007.One victim shares his experience with the CIA's torture tactics. The kidnap and torture program of t...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:15:00 PST

The inner -- what is it?

"Ah, not to be cut off"Ah, not to be cut off,not through the slightest partitionshut out from the law of the stars.The inner -- what is it?if not the intensified sky,hurled through with birds and deep...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 06:18:00 PST

Quotes that made me laugh or think

1: "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad." (Salvador Dali)2: "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be." (Kurt Vonnegut)3. I hope that wh...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:29:00 PST

What do the JAGs think of waterboarding?

Retired JAGs On Waterboarding: "It Is Inhumane, It Is Torture, And It Is Illegal"Posted by Amanda Terkel, Think Progress at 7:08 AM on November 4, 2007.Attorney General nominee Michael Mukasey has rep...
Posted by Ninjas pwn pirates on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST