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The Great Pretender

DEAD MEAT

About Me

I am your average 24 year old guy. I like drinkin beer, workin on cars, and taken my nice kitty kat somewhere she likes. I have a wild past and have actually settled down a lot. I used to not be so average I guess, I have been in 27 car accidents with 2 deaths. I wasn't driving in alot of those however. I have totaled 5 cars altogether, I have never hit anyone else while I was driving. been in jail a couple of times been around the world lived in a trailor I have a 1966 chevelle, a motorcycle, and a 68 chevy Truck I like to have fun, what is the point in life if you can't have fun I live in an overpriced one bedroom apartment I have been broken up with alot I have been told I am to nice I have been told I am to crazy I haven't been told that I am too perfect I am an old fashioned guy,who likes old fashioned values I took the quiz and this is what it decieded You Are Crybaby From "Crybaby."
You are the definition of cool. You may be tough, but deep down you're very emotional and not afraid to show it, even if it means crying. Most people don't know that you have a hidden talent for singing. But come on - that tear tattoo was a pretty stupid idea. Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!
Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
what decade does your personality live in?
quiz brought to you by lady interference, ltd
You Belong in 1958
1958 If you scored...1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

My Interests

camping, fishing, drinking beer, hanging out going to shows, cooking/grillin.

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting new people, fun people, people who know how to have fun. I would like to meet someone who I can share life experiences, talk of times past, anyone who is interesting.

Music:

old country, rockabilly,psychobilly, southern rock just about anythang. I have found a new passion in Psychobilly.

Movies:

interesting ones

Television:

cops, the nuber one show since my cousin was on it. Crime Scene Investigation. Forensic files, anythang that will teach this guy somethang, Discovery channel is great.

Books:

Tex,The Outsiders,pretty much anythang by stephen king

Heroes:

Rex Jump, Rick Thurman, Zada Star.

My Blog

Outlaw

I have an outlaw heart that I wear on my sleeve, it bleeds and bruises so easily, it is not black and cold, like you might think it is warm and beats to an impossible toon. Only the one I feel that is...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why do I do

Sometimes things seem to go in one direction and then without a sign or warning or anything it slingshot's you backwords or changes directions on you. no reason to quit just keep on trucken no matter ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who are you?

Who are you? I had a dream about you. You have a smile that is incredible, your eyes are like the night time sky, I could get lost in them. You make me laugh when I don't feel like laughing. You alway...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What did I learn about life?

What have I learned about life? well for one I have learned that sometimes people are mean even when they try to be nice. That in my life carma does play a role, which role it is I will never know. I ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Cold hard Reality is.......

SO THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE IS THE FINAL ANSWER TO THE QUESTIONS WE ALL ASK, THERE IS NOT A FISH IN EVERYONE'S OCEAN NOR ARE THERE LEAFS ON EVERONES TREES. SOME MUST JUST REALIZE THAT THERE ISN'T A SOUL W...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The flower is weeping

The flower is crying, the likealot phase in it's life died, its petals are turning black, and fading away, I will never know why it happened, i don't even understand why something so beautiful, and sw...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I never

i never..... Body: Never..... Body: TO PLAY I NEVER, PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD A "I NEVER" OF ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I now have flowers blooming in my garden!

    I now have a flower blooming in my garden, it's petals are in the half open state, I am sure as this flower grows it will be the prettiest in the garden in which we live, this ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trying to stay away from a world of lonliness

Trying to stay away, trying to keep away, trying to hide away, from a world full of seashell blues and oyster hangovers there are no children in the oceans no flowers in the sea no peace in the street...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Jaw bone project!

I had my check up about the jaw and she said that it isn't getting anyworse So for the time being I just have to make sure I don't get my partially plastic teeth knoked out again or I will definantly ...
Posted by The Great Pretender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST