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Elizabeth

But at three o'clock in the morning ... the cure doesn't work - and in a real dark night of the soul

About Me

I am an English teacher. I hate crowds. I have been to England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and Holland. I have a little dog named Sophie and seasonal allergies. I enjoy travel and sleeping in. Someday I hope to have a life sized castle in my backyard made of old soda cans. I can't spell....at all...found this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

THE FOLLOWING ARE THINGS THAT I ENJOY: reading, sleeping, my dog, listening to music, npr, not being in clubs, settlers of catan, plants, pie, tv, movies, travel, england, going to concerts, irony, sarcasism, pajama pants, mexican margarita night, spending time w/ friends and family, your mom......THE FOLLOWING ARE THINGS THAT I HATE: personalized liscence plates, crowds, people who have their homes delivered from tom raiper, dance clubs, screaming children who sit near me in restraunts, parents of screaming children in restraunts, sunburns, beef, pork, spiders, your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert: he really hates them bears.Timothy Treadwell: he really loved them bears.

Music:

John Lennon, The Beatles, Vic Chesnutt, Beck, John Cale, The Flaming Lips, Cat Stevens, Ryan Adams, The Decemberists, Pete Yorn, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Queen, The White Stripes, Kristen Hersh, Neil Young, Whiskeytown, Jethro Tull, The Traveling Wilburrys, John Prine, Ween, John Lennon, The Beatles, Graham Nash, C.S.N.Y. Steely Dan, The Who, JOHN LENNON

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Labrynth, Yellow Submerine, Life Aquadic, Rushmore, Mall Rats, Dogma, I Heart Huckabees, The Sting, Life of Brian, Search for the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, The Never Ending Story, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, Twin Falls Idaho, Dead Again, Little Miss Sunshine, Pillow Talk, Grizzly Man

Television:

Carnivale(still the best show ever), Gilmore Girls, The Office, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Strangers With Candy, Freaks and Geeks, The Simpsons, Futurama, Rare Visions and Roadside Revelations(I Heart Don The Camera Guy),Doctor Who, Antiques Road Show, Are You Being Served, and reruns of Little House on the Prarie

Books:

1984, Slaughter House Five, Mother Night, Catch-22, All Things Harry Potter, Anything by Jasper Ffored, The Great Gatsby, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Wrinkle In Time, A Wind In The Door, Middlesex, I Capture the Castle, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dry, Trainspotting, The Crow Road, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Raw Shark Texts, The Yellow Wallpaper, Story of an Hour, Sky Writing By Word of Mouth.... plus many more I can't think of right now and too many more to list.

Heroes:

.... John, Doris, and Bill...who could ask for better role models

My Blog

Oh, Sweet Monotony of Life.

Greetings everyone!-i don't really have topic in mind to blog about; i just hadn't blogged in so long that i felt the need. the new job is going alright and i hate getting up at 6:30 in the morning. ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:27:00 PST

I Am Moving Up In The World

it seems that i am moving up in the world. i have my own parking place; that was filled with beaten up wrecked car when I got to work this morning. I had to report it so that i could park and they d...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:40:00 PST

I Have A Real Job and Wake County Can Suck It!!

i just wanted to let everyone know that i have a really real job....well sort of!!! i got a job today at a school in lee county north carolina....so wake county can officially kiss my ass. i didn't ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

That Darn Cat: The Misadventures of Catsitting

sometimes i am a nice person and i agree to do nice things, like cat sit for friends who go out of town. which is what i have been doing for ali. while she is out of town on vacation i have been tak...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

The Cosmos Are Against Me

here's what happened to me today.1. the day started out really bizzare. i got up and turned on my computer and nothing happened. it wouldn't boot up. i desided to use karen's computer to check my ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

Free Drugs?

there is a medical study going on in the area for people who suffer from headaches. should i participate?
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST

ALWAYS Wear Shoes On The Beach: A Lesson Learned

while i was on my vacation at wrightsville beach i burned the bottom of my feet.you read that right....i burned the bottom of my feet.our hotel was on the beach and we could walk right out on the bea...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:36:00 PST

Under Used Words: 2

here are some more under used words.crankyshenaniganshere are the under used words suggested to me.dissapatepeculiaridiosyncrasydiscombobulatedsupstrumpetwh indershinfortnightMr. There is my list thus ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST

"Home Again, Naturally"

sophie and i are both super sad today because it is the end of our big vacation. sophie is sad because her best friend, prentice, went back to ohio and she doens't like to play w/ any other dogs. i ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

Adventures In Babysitting: When Faunties Attack

since i am going to be returning home to north carolina on saturday, i thought that i was time i do a post that was a long time coming. the week before i left to come home for a visit i babysat for m...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST