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About Me

Names Rob, I'm both English and British and proud of both. Though it turns out that I'm living out my days in Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA. I kind of like it here.

I left Chippenham, England, when I was 20 and I DO like tea AND crumpets. No, im not a 'soccer hooligan' no, I did not care when Princess Di-ed and no, no I do not know the queen.

I love my son, I love motorcycles, I love guns, video games, beer, food, ladies, fishing, music, zombies, anime, travelling, cooking AND spooning. Not necessarily in that order.

Religious Zealots scare me, Cats make me angry, badgers worry me. Snakes in particular, concern me. Mostly when they are on planes.

Anyway send me a message or check out my rarely updated website if you want:

www.dirtylimey.com

My Interests

Music, Spooning, Motorcycles, Shooting, Spooning, Video Games, Guitar, Computers, Anime, Fishing, Spooning

Music:

Punk, Ska, classic+modern Rock, Indie

Movies:

Aliens, Predator, Evil Dead (all of them!) V for Vendetta, Braindead/Dead alive, Total Recall, Commando, Terminator 1 + 2, Running Man, Aliens vs Predator, Grandmas Boy, Ninja Scroll, Shaun of the Dead, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Layer Cake, Kill Bill 1 + 2, Way of the gun, Two hands, True Romance, The Beast of War, Das Boot, Suicide Kings, Goodfellas, Casino, Seven Samurai, 8mm, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk till Dawn, The Big Lebowski, War of the worlds (1950s version)

Television:

Lost, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghis Dark Place, Shooting Stars, League of Gentlemen, Father Ted, Naruto, Bleach, nevermind the buzzcocks, Spaced

Books:

Im a fan of Michael Crichton, Stephen King, Wilbur Smith, Tolkien, Steven Perry but most of all, Bernard Cornwell. His books are the shit, even if they do all share a similar formula of writing.

Heroes:

My son Kyle.

My Blog

Bizarre Ocurrence

Just wanted to share what I saw this weekend. Was sitting around with friends, drinking and shooting the shit, when their dog, a little rat terrier called fatfat or fattyfat or or any derivative of th...
Posted by Dirty Limey on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

A Comedic Conclusion

For those of whom read my last article, you will recall that I wrote a letter of complaint to ConAgra foods, with regards to their delicious......Meals.Well my friends, the seeds of my discontent bare...
Posted by Dirty Limey on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

Fine Dining with Bakie...Or: "What not to eat"

Food. We like it. We love it. We need it.I love food, I really do. Whether its beans on toast or steak and lobster, im a huge fan of those complex carbohydrates and proteins and fat and fiber and such...
Posted by Dirty Limey on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:16:00 PST

Dear guy that wants to break my legs..

You may recall that several months ago, you sent me a message stating that if I did not remove your fiances pictures from my website, that you would break my legs. Of course, they werent revealing or ...
Posted by Dirty Limey on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:58:00 PST

Sandwich Dilemma

So, on Friday I brought a lunch to work but ended up going out for lunch. I had a PB + J sandwich in a ziploc bag, sitting on my desk. The sandwich is still in its ziploc bag, on my desk in this sligh...
Posted by Dirty Limey on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST