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About Me

Sometimes I feel like my life is a poem being written for someone I'm never going to meet. Other times I feel like that is a really fucking emo thing to say. I spend too much time on the internet and not enough time in the laundromat. I have trouble saying no to fun people. I have trouble saying no to myself. I have recently embraced my ability to white girl dance, and I'm not ashamed anymore. I think my friends are the best people in the whole world, but you probably don't. If I'm not laughing I'm probably worried about something. I like to play dress up, and I hardly ever wear pants, in fact I don't own a pair. I love whiskey and I want to quit smoking. I'm a lot tougher than I used to be and if you piss me off I won't hold my tongue but I am still as sweet as cherries with whipped cream.

My Interests

Biting people (sorry!), Laughing at myself/my friends, Stretching the front of my hips (mmmmm), Balancing in Forearm stand, My pot belly, Preston Presscotcherston and Pigums, Beerzzzz, Shots, Secret middle of the night rendezvous (I guess the secret's out), Being a brat and a lush.

I'd like to meet:

People who still read a lot. People who know that being free doesn't mean being alone. People who have really distinctive smells. People who party and then hibernate at similar rates to me. People who like dogs a lot and want to go on walks in the park with me and Preston. People who get the principle of "I got this time, you get next time." People who don't give a shit about being cool. And not people who think I will fuck them based on a lame myspace message. Nor anyone who thinks I will fuck them in general. I won't. Go away.

AND TIGLETS!!

Check check check it

Music:

Movies:

Yummy.

Television:

I don't have that.

Heroes:

AND

My Blog

I gave myself a haircut

...maybe it's cute to look like a ragamuffin? At least that's what I tell myself. :) xoxo
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST

According to Science:

It would take 13 Whiskey Sours to kill meExcept that I'm not dead yet... what does science know?...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:51:00 PST

What I did all day

CLEANED MY ROOM!!! If you've seen my room, please be amazed, because it took a really really really long time and I'm proud of myself.Photographic evidence: BEFORE AFTER See I told you it was a lot ...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:34:00 PST

Things I Learned on the Road.

1. Justin is a jerk.2. My head looks okay half shaved. 3. Paying for your drinks is expensive.4. It's very hard to find signs along the highway containing words that begin with...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:23:00 PST

Attention Men Of New York:

Please stop wearing so much cologne. Seriously. I almost spewed all over the L train today. And the number 5 was just as bad an offender. Is this some attempt to make up for th...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST

My job is the coolest!

So I realized today that because of my awesome fun job teaching yoga at The Gym (thegym.com) on 26th and Madison, I get a free membership. This is awesome because this gym is super duper expens...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:35:00 PST

It could be the worst day in history.

I ordered the good expensive sushi today, and the cucumber is extra crunchy, and the spicy salmon has crunchies in it too!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might cry/die/cry/die/cry Fuck you crunch!...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:10:00 PST

It's been awhile old friend.

10 AM and I've been awake for four hours. I only slept for two. There must be something in the water at Starbucks... Or is that only sugar? There is a woman here Hypochondriac. She lost the whi...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

And you can't stop me.

Lately I have been on a reading rampage. RAMPAGE. I have also been obsessively buying more and more and more books to read. I ran out of room on my bookshelf ages ago, so now there a...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

Don't quit your day job.

I am on hour 11.5 and I'm coming into the home stretch. Two hours left. And then about thirty minutes until I am safely at home, in bed, watching cartoons. I have only a half of a cigarette left and s...
Posted by Not Beth Christy on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:46:00 PST